You flatter me, My Lord.
Anyway....
-Shaft begins to walk around again-
I have been here for a very long time, Master. Cursed to wander this infernal castle even in death, trapped outside of he binds and restraints of space and time.
Of course, one of the perks of such a predicament is that you have all the time in the world to learn.
And oh, what I've learned, Master....
edited 5th Nov '12 8:57:53 PM by MacDuffy
-the attacks wiff through Shaft as though they were passing through mist-
Perhaps your aim was off! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!
Ahahahahaah....I'm digressing again, aren't I?
I haven't talked to anyone in a very long time.
Anyway, through my years spent adrift here, I attained knowledge of the universes beyond my own, of the countless realities interconnected through and along one-another, like an enormous river. A benefit to living outside such things is that tearing through the fabric is far easier. I would peer into other universes and study them for my amusement.
It's like watching television, except far more entertaining because actual people are suffering and dying.
edited 5th Nov '12 9:18:37 PM by MacDuffy

-Still in a harsh tone- Bah! Your lies will achieve nothing! You pathetic worm, lying was the only thing you were ever good at!