-sighs and resists the urge to facepalm- Listen, we just need you to cooperate please. He won't have to hit you otherwise.
("Whuh-hey! Nick isn't a worthless buffoon you big jerk! ...Birdman I'm not quite sure about, though, but it probably isn't nice to call him that either! ...but what do you mean by my true potential?")
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanDoes this castle even get an internet connection?
I do not blame you for not understanding. The Feys never really understood how truly awe-inspiring their gift is. Think of all the powerful spirits that exist in this world. Forces that, with proper training and discipline, you can bind and use to your will! Saint George the Dragonslayer! King Gilgamesh! Shiva the Destroyer! And, with all this power, what do you do?
Need I remind you sir that you swore ON A BIBLE...
...Help lawyers. Eeeugh....
edited 18th Oct '12 8:46:40 PM by MacDuffy
("That... certainly sounds like it would be a great thing to use but...")
We'll let you go immediately free to do what you want if you just tell us...
("I really just don't care about that kind of stuff. I mean, yeah, it sure sounds like it'd be great to call on someone like Atilla the Hun in a pinch and completely wreck someone if I needed to, but for what reason would I need to do that for?")
("Besides, Nick is my friend and I'm standing by him no matter what. But thanks for giving me an idea of what I should do next time I really need to use this!")
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-discreetly pushes rocks and junk off his feet- Think of the tubes as carrying information, and the information is distributed everywhere through the tubes up to you when you're looking for it.
("Um, alright then, Shaft. Oh wait! How do you even know my name?")
Yeah, go figure. That could've gone more smoothly if you hadn't poked several of his eyes in though...
edited 18th Oct '12 8:55:50 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Yeah, next time I get to a computer I'll do that. ...it was March last time I checked, though. Think it's come out?
("My talents? I think my talents are incredibly necessary to keep this two goobers out of trouble and alive!")
I'm not going to interrogate a spider, Birdman. -Gilligan Cut- I can't believe I'm going to interrogate a spider.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean