Bezacon!!
(Velvet nods to Steph and Marcia)
I'm not familiar with the typical activities in this place, so I was thinking of going in a direction and seeing what we find. Assuming, of course, you're okay with whatever we end up with?
(the direction she points to ends up heading towards the film pavilion)
Ib Lake
(out of Car Morty rolls Sol, who grumbles about the nightmarish driving experience he just had to go through)
"Shake the dust." - Anis MojganiBezacon
Yes. A good thing has happened here today.
-He nods, before coughing somewhat awkwardly-
You may go now to the Winners' Circle. It's just behind the stage.
Uh. Sure! Okay.
-The three of them head to the Film Pavillion, which is swathed in violet curtains backlit by the motion of a dozen film projectors-
-Funky and loud music blares from within-
-Standing guard is a BIG. LADY.
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D —> Well. What a crude rabble we have. Your 100d garments are positively shameful. I suppose you have come to see the cinematic e%crement produced by the profligate society of this diseased city.
-She cracks her knuckles-
D —> You must produce a passport
Ew! That's just fucking rancid! What is wrong with you?
-Vriska Vantas throws her marker down in disgust, face contorting in horror-
St Noden St
Our Leader has been informed of a cache of Harmful Thoughts. We mean to seize them in the name of the people, my friend. Someone here should know where these toxic weapons are stored.
-He pauses-
There is an agent of the counter-revolution here, who means to kill you. Be on your guard.
Ib Lake -> The Fucking Sewer
-Jasper, Sol, and Yusuke flop down the slick sewer tunnel and land in an ugly heap in a pool of graywater-
-Morty, transforming back into a human being, feels the terrible strain his injuries have sustained on his body, with a several cracked ribs and terrible torso bruising-
-He lands on the three of them in the filthy pool-
-Jasper pulls herself up, slick with the fetid water-
-She shakes her hands dry-
Well, that was a marvellous job, everyone.
Witchventure
-Another claw smashes through the wall
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I'M GOING TO SPLIT YOU DOWN THE MIDDLE. MY —
-The first claw wrenches away from the sudden Guardian whack-
FUCK YOU! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH!
-The second claw goes to crush the Guardian in its fist-
-Luffy yanks Rose with him as they crash into the opposite wall-
OOF.
-She scrambles to her feet-
Edited by eldritchseer on Mar 12th 2020 at 6:31:29 AM
Morph Moth - Bezacon
(Despite being like 7 feet tall, Morph Moth is frightened at how big this organic is. How did she grow like an inch or two taller than her. Morph Moth produces her ID and passport. It seems she was built at the Cedar Sinai Laboratory in Los Angeles.)
Kinnikuman - Library
Neat. Who's your favorite prophet?
Pirateventures
Oogh...
-He kips up to his feet-
Hup-!
-And looks over at the two writhing claws-
...Geez, this guy's big, isn't he??
-He rolls his shoulders, glancing back to Rose with a confident grin-
Looks like he's caught up to us...If he wants a fight, let's kick his ass!
Edited by MacDuffy on Mar 12th 2020 at 7:00:14 AM
Pirateventures
The guardian is torn apart by the claws, but Magilou seems unaffected, just quickly switching to another.
"Well he's not from here, so at least this guy's probably real. Hey Straw-Hattie, distract him for me I'm gonna try and freeze his butt off. When I tell you to get out, you two get out fast. I wanna get him in one blow. Ready?" The witch spun a small guardian on her forefinger as she smiled towards her fellow pirate.
St Nodens
I can gladly oblige. What are we looking at with her?
(Wheels over to Peripa, before returning his attentions to Clavicus Twinkytwinkslut.)
...I was merely looking, but since you're here, perhaps you can elucidate a few things for me. I've been curious about your ilk and your predecessors. I attempted to ask a Mister Goldman about these matters when he attempted to enter into a contract with me, but to little avail.
(Then looks to Kinikkuman, twirling a strand of his hair on his finger.)
Elisha, no question. Taken up in the fire.
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[forum cryptid: it/it's]Bezacon
-Kanaya heads backstage, which is tight and cramped-
-The path branches within the tight machines, with the left path labelled "Staff Only", and the right labelled "Winner's Circle"-
-There is a distant humming from the staff path, like music, and actual music from the winner's path-
D —> To peruse this hideous pornographic mound, you are e%pected to offer identification in the form of a passport. I would ask how this confounds your reasoning, yet as a mongrel of the lower classes, I can already guess how this may be
-She crosses her arms-
D —> You have presented one adequate passport, but the others will have to provide theirs as well
-Steph looks at Velvet for a second, nervous, but then looks away-
You're still not selling me on this. 8etter try harder, or offer something that's not shit!!!!!!!!
Library of the Weird
Prophets are for losers! Profits are where I'm at! That's with an fi, not a phe.
-He shakes his head-
He attempted to have joinder with you and you rejected? Where is your business acumen, sir? All you have to do was accept and that imbecile would have entered a contract with a legal corporation — you'd have been free to exploit the value of his labour! And, of course, I would have known about it.
-He flicks his nose, playfully-
Goldman is a sad hack playing at being a big boy. He won't go anywhere now that you rejected him. Whew! One more coup attempt done. Still, what did you want to know? I'm always happy to chat with my useful idiots.
-Her plugin pops out of her torso, ready to be inserted into Near-
-Vile watches Peripa-
Fine make, isn't she? You're something of a roboticist yourself, aren't you?
No. The reactionary classes hide their hand well. Your target ought to be wearing a red diamond ring, but that's all I know.
-He sips his glass of champagne, before speaking loudly-
Ah, yes! That is where the bathroom is. Thank you for giving me good direction!
-He begins to walk off-
The Fucking Sewer
-The Fortuneteller's bindings all seem connected to a single lock on their person, which glows dimly in the shadowy sewer-
Jasper. Don't waste your time. The key is held by one of the New Gods, or some minion of theirs. The bindings should be otherwise impossible to fracture.
-She sits at the edge of the fetid pool-
We have a moment to collect ourselves before we move on. We could chat, if you'd care to, or I shall be your sullen guide in silence.
-Filthy water sloshes around Morty as he falls-
Pirateventure
-The claw swings at Magilou-
IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN LIKE THIS
-Rose nods at Luffy, trying to smile dashingly, but her side has a black and bleeding wound gouged into it-
Edited by eldritchseer on Mar 14th 2020 at 8:14:46 AM
Sewer
-Yusuke just helps the fortuneteller up and out of the gross water first-
Dang... Sorry, guess you're bound up for a little more, Fortuneteller.
-He looks back to see Morty has Morty'd It Up-
Ah, shoot. Morty next.
-WADIN' THROUGH TO HELP-
Uhhh... think you could tell us what that whole "liquidation" thing even was? I didn't even realize whoever these New Gods were had whoever the Old Gods were on a leash. Not that I even get the whole Gods deal to begin with.
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Pirateventures
With a deadpan expression Magilou stared at the claw. Frowning and sighing in defeat.
"You all suck." The witch said, she pulled an enlarged guardian and tried to smack the loudmouthed creature hard until it let go of Rose.