-There is a clothes shop and a very understanding clerk who fixes him up with a wig and glasses-
You look gorgeous. Go out there and show the world.
edited 5th Jan '14 9:42:09 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Wades out into the water with his modified t-shirt on so as to not scare people off-
-Wheeee, swimming-
-Alpha, meanwhile, has no such hangups about his kickass bullet hole marks. All the better to look badass with-
-Smacks this one into the net- Whoops.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistHeh. Our serve.
-Knocks it over to Alpha-
-Has noticed said bullet wounds, but keeps quiet as she watches-
-The clerk is happy to oblige, showing him a nice selection-
Have you thought of a name, darling?
-The waves are pretty strong-
edited 5th Jan '14 9:46:21 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-She gets one, from the hunkiest of the massagers-
Well, yeah, that's part of the image, right? Complete the illusion.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Ooh, looks like you have an admirer, Kirya.
-Misses it completely-
Whoa! Nice!
-Lynne, this is the life-
-Shells and the occasional shellfish-
edited 5th Jan '14 10:06:11 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Thanks. I spent a few years training and about seven here doing this every day.
-There's an old can, a hermit crab, a pair of small jellyfish and a frisbee on the bottom of the water-
Okay, it's a draw now, and the sun's running off. Let's say next point wins.
-Serves-
edited 5th Jan '14 10:11:38 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Yeah, sure. I'm usually better at this, I swear.
-Hits it over to Nathan, who bats it back towards Alpha-
-Well, Cloud, the beach is here-
-Toddlers righteously defending their sandcastles-
-Surfer dudes happily taking advantage of the dwindling numbers-
-Lovely ladies soaking up just a little more sun-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?