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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245877: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:44:13 AM

It's very weird.

I'm not sure whether this is beneficial for Simon's mental health- or actually horrendous for him.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#245878: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:44:19 AM

gg google

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#245879: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:47:39 AM

oh believe me

he'll be Swedish Hitler by tonight

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245880: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:49:12 AM

But isn't he an Assassin.

I mean he is always wearing a Grey hoodie usually.

And he usually keeps it up.

That's like.

The white robes, except grey.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#245881: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:49:55 AM

there's more to being an assassin than that olive

edited 31st Mar '14 11:50:13 AM by MacDuffy

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245882: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:51:16 AM

But he has the hoodie.

It's like-

Swedish Desmond before he's discovered.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#245883: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:52:11 AM

i don't think Simon has first generation ancestry in his blood olive

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245884: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:54:34 AM

Ah, but.

Not all Assassins have that first generation ancestry.

Pretty sure La Volpe was part of the Assassins, as was Machievelli.

But they weren't first generation ancestry.

Or at least- don't show signs of it.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#245885: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:55:24 AM

i don't think Simon has assassins in his bloodline, olive

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#245886: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:55:36 AM

Dude, Simon isn't going to be Swedish Hitler at this rate - he's going to be the Swedish love child of The Most Interesting Man in the World, Isaiah Mustafa, and Terry Crews. Yes, three parents.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245888: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:56:16 AM

How do you know there isn't a Swedish branch.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#245889: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:57:59 AM

@Mega: says you

hitler was a handsome piece of ass

@Olive: i don't think simon has Swedish assassins in his bloodline olive

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245890: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:58:28 AM

But what if he did.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#245891: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:59:21 AM

he doesn't

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245892: Mar 31st 2014 at 11:59:53 AM

But. What. If. He. Did.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#245893: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:00:15 PM

he

doesn't

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245894: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:01:24 PM

I know he doesn't.

But- what if he did.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
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#245895: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:02:43 PM

Then Simon would be the best modern day assassin ever.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
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#245896: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:02:59 PM

then that would be cool

but he doesn't so

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245897: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:04:21 PM

I wouldn't call him the best modern-day assassin.

But given that in his book, he's able to fire guns that he's never been trained in pretty accurately-

(Unless Sweden has a conscription thing I don't know about)

He's pretty good.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#245898: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:05:26 PM

well

robot legs exist so

simon would just buy some, then be a awesome assassin.

edited 31st Mar '14 12:05:49 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#245899: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:06:09 PM

But he's paralyzed at the waist.

Not broken legs.

It was spinal damage.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#245900: Mar 31st 2014 at 12:06:59 PM

so chop off his lower half and make a robot lower half

when was Simon paralyzed?


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