HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE MORE PICTURES OF ME HOLDING ANIMALS?
OF COURSE YOU DO.
Chameleons
◊ are painful
◊ to hold.
◊ I showed up with a short-sleeved shirt the other day and went home looking like I got attacked by a tattoo artist.
Basilisks are less painful to hold.
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Bearded dragons are tricky to hold and photograph, so here is a friend doing it instead.
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Same goes for monitors.
◊ This was the best picture I could get. He was pretty antsy that day.
This guy was chill as fuck. Just sort of hung out.
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Skinks are easy to hold but there is a higher risk of them shitting on you.
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This is why woopers are amazing.
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A lot.
At least seventeen snakes (three of those are ball pythons), all those lizards you saw, a few finches, a couple budgies, an owl, three cockroaches, a tarantula, some hermit crabs, two chinchillas, countless feeder mice and rats, two degus, a rabbit, three tree frogs, some toads, some other frogs, several lake-and-river fish, two piranhas, three geckos, some gerbils, a cockatiel, and numerous others I have forgotten to mention.
We used to have a guinea pig and an iguana, but they died. So did one of the degus. We also had a small monkey, but it got eaten a few years ago when one of the pythons got loose.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

yes
you have to do it
big brave man