Nor do I. Maybe they have a terrible prose fetish.
...Or more likely they haven't ever had sex before and/or this is their first exposure to erotica, and they don't know any better.
I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of The Communist Manifesto .
The orange juice tastes divine. It's thirst-quenching and refreshing.
I flush at the waywardness of my subconscious - she's doing her happy dance in a bright red hula skirt at the thought of being his.
I had no idea giving pleasure could be such a turn-on, watching him writhe subtly with carnal longing. My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.
He steps out of his Converse shoes and reaches down and takes his socks off individually. Christian Grey's feet … wow… what is it about naked feet?
Now I know what all the fuss is about. Two orgasms… coming apart at the seams, like the spin cycle on a washing machine, wow.
such prose
many product
so romant
wow
edited 14th Mar '14 10:07:15 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistMy favourite SFW line so far:
People like this book. Enough to make it into a movie. Two movies, in fact.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

ih my god the library is full to the fucking brim