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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#238851: Mar 14th 2014 at 5:59:15 AM

Your lesson today is on 4chan?

99 problems but Twitch ain't one.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
trip Since: Mar, 2012
#238852: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:23:12 AM

stone

don't forget about the streeeeaaaam

also i

i think i figured out a way to defeat the javelin archers in dark souls

poison arrows

but first i'm gonna go give quelaag's sister a few humanities

also does anyone have a suggestion for what to ascend my great scythe to?

i'm a DEX-romancy with limited INT

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#238853: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:27:24 AM

you're still playing that obsolete model, trip

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#238854: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:27:33 AM

There's a better way to do that you know. Just dash up the walkway and roll under the arrow when you get to the middle.

You know that's the COOL way to do it.

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#238855: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:28:10 AM

wh

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
trip Since: Mar, 2012
#238856: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:29:20 AM

jam the cool way is not the right way

the right way is poisoning the archers, walking away for a bit, go to the loo maybe, drown your sorrows about your TERRIBAD rp skills, come back, loot bodies, get killed by pinky and the brain, rinse and repeat

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#238857: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:29:36 AM

ascend your great scythe to a normal great scythe +15

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trip Since: Mar, 2012
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#238859: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:31:18 AM

You need a fire weapon.

A lighting weapon, and a Divine weapon.

Also if you're GONNA do it the scrub way, you want toxic.

edited 14th Mar '14 6:32:02 AM by Azure

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#238860: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:31:27 AM

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#238861: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:32:20 AM

you're probably gonna be okay with just a normal weapon

they do the most damage

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#238862: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:36:04 AM

But he can't skeleton with a normal weapon.

Have you done New Londo yet? Because you don't have to go in cursed.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#238863: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:36:14 AM

so space do you have dark souls II yet

trip Since: Mar, 2012
#238864: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:36:21 AM

i already got a divine longsword

and i can lightning my iaito

and i have pyromancy

and dung pie

delicious says fraampt

also i'm probably gonna choose the dick lord ending

because frampt is a manipulative bastard

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#238865: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:37:04 AM

just kill the necromancers, that'll stop the skeletons

[up][up]no

on saturday is when i am likely to get

[up]boooo

edited 14th Mar '14 6:37:26 AM by thespacephantom

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#238866: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:37:33 AM

kaathe is worse

he knows humans like to choose the "rebel against god" path so he exploits that to manipulate you

into corrupting the world and turning everyone into insane barnacle monsters

trip Since: Mar, 2012
#238867: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:39:58 AM

isn't there an ending where you kill both of them and you and solaire live happily ever after with the ultimate crossbreed waifu and every comes back wounded but otherwise okay and it's happy and the darksign is cured and sif doesn't die and the dlc becomes free

edited 14th Mar '14 6:40:21 AM by trip

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#238868: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:40:15 AM

My only guiding light is Lady Velka.

She doesn't exactly want the Dark Lord ending.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#238869: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:40:40 AM

[up][up]yeah you can get that one if you preordered dark souls 2

[up]jam are you oswald

edited 14th Mar '14 6:40:55 AM by thespacephantom

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trip Since: Mar, 2012
#238870: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:42:16 AM

and then the game becomes really easy and makes barneys hide and seek look like the new dark souls

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#238871: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:43:41 AM

hahahaha

you'll like DSII i think trip

trip Since: Mar, 2012
#238872: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:46:47 AM

why is it happy and solaire is in it and ornstein and smough stay dead as shit and gwyndolin slips on an ice cube and breaks his neck and the chosen undead finally gets a taste of gwyneveres Amazing Chest?

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#238873: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:48:33 AM

Come. Tell me of you sins..hehehehe....

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#238874: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:49:43 AM

oswald was the scariest part of dark souls 1

true fact

@trip: i

yes

yes of course

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Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#238875: Mar 14th 2014 at 6:51:24 AM

Velka better be in Dark Souls II I sware to all fuck!

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