Jam, I've been meaning to talk to you about some problems we've all been having with Fen. She tends to respond to pressure in a calm, rational manner, and she has a distinct lack of psychological scarring. We need you to heavily revise her.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist“If there is an assassination planned for the meal, then it is seemliest that the assassin should be seated next to he who is to become the subject of his craft … as this will cause less interruption to the conversation if the action of the event is confined to one small area … After the corpse (and bloodstains if any) are removed by the serving persons, it is customary for the assassin also to withdraw from the table as this presence may sometimes be disturbing to the digestions of the persons who now find themselves seated next to him, and to this end a good host will always have a fresh guest, who has waited without, ready to join the table at this juncture.”
— Leonardo Da Vinci (no really)
well
reposting because this must be seen
“If there is an assassination planned for the meal, then it is seemliest that the assassin should be seated next to he who is to become the subject of his craft … as this will cause less interruption to the conversation if the action of the event is confined to one small area … After the corpse (and bloodstains if any) are removed by the serving persons, it is customary for the assassin also to withdraw from the table as this presence may sometimes be disturbing to the digestions of the persons who now find themselves seated next to him, and to this end a good host will always have a fresh guest, who has waited without, ready to join the table at this juncture.”
— Leonardo Da Vinci (no really)
Yeah, Fen is way too happy.
Real people are never happy. True fact.
Make her sad. Sad is for deep people.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

GASP.
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