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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#132476: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:29:18 PM

No, what about Jessica Chobot?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#132477: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:29:28 PM

She can die.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#132478: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:29:52 PM

You don't punch her, you...romance her. Optionally.

rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#132479: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:29:56 PM

Cloud rides a dolphin to the airport?

I don't know if that's badass or not.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#132480: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:30:52 PM

"We can't talk about this. If word gets out I got too close to the production of a popular videogame to pander to IGN..."

Hell, I'd take Khalisah onboard before that girl. She makes even the dumbest voice actors in Mass Effect look professional, and they clearly spent more time on her ass than her facial expressions.

edited 25th Jun '13 10:32:13 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#132482: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:35:48 PM

Oh we talking about Chobot?

Well I have few things I could say about her.

...

But I won't

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LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#132483: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:53:27 PM

Hmm... Maybe I need to play through the Mass Effect trilogy again haven't done that in a while.

Still have Bioshock to finish though...

edited 25th Jun '13 10:53:46 PM by LiorVal

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#132484: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:54:16 PM

So, Cloud. You can lift and easily swing around a sword that's bigger than you, but not a sheet of metal?

Uh...

edited 25th Jun '13 10:54:34 PM by Randomman5

LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#132485: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:56:14 PM

[up] Dem japanese are crazy!

edited 25th Jun '13 10:56:21 PM by LiorVal

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#132486: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:58:30 PM

Not gonna lie, that part always bugged the hell out of me. I think they just wanted to work Shera back into the plot somehow.

And no. You do not romance Jessica Chobot or her finely rendered assmeats. You toss her out the fucking airlock like the parasitic creature she is.

[up]Not really sure what it has to do with Japan, but okay.

edited 25th Jun '13 10:59:30 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#132488: Jun 25th 2013 at 10:59:45 PM

Maybe Cid's leg was caught in a way that Cloud could have lifted it, but it would've torn Cid's leg off? And they needed someone else lifting it to get if off without injuring him?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#132489: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:00:56 PM

I've always loved the soundtrack to Mass Effect.

Especially Saren's theme aka the Game Over Theme.

You can just imagine him looking over your dead body, condescendingly.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#132490: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:02:01 PM

I was obviously joking.

And acting stupid.

I'm a fan of the Tales Series.

So yeah. Nothing with Japan.

Anyway Jessica? Don't remember, are we talking about the reporter that stays on the Normandy on the third game?

edited 25th Jun '13 11:03:43 PM by LiorVal

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#132491: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:02:16 PM

That works. Like in Aftershock.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#132492: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:03:38 PM

She has an ingame name, but I don't care to remember it.

She gives you the slightest war asset bonus, but it really breaks the narrative flow to have Shepard give a goddamn interview at the end of each major mission.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#132493: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:05:30 PM

Oh. That one. What assmeats are you talking about? And who the hell romances her?

Toss her out the fucking airlock!

I killed thread again didn't I?

edited 25th Jun '13 11:11:21 PM by LiorVal

rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#132494: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:12:52 PM

I thought Miranda had the assmeats.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#132495: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:13:26 PM

She kinda does...this subject is awkward.

LiorVal Since: May, 2013
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#132497: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:16:42 PM

Miranda actually has character development and a deconstructive backstory for her appearance.

Chobot has none of this.

She does get some lines that would be emotionally charged if she put any effort into them, like describing the destruction of her colony.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#132498: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:17:12 PM

Miranda's ass got more screen time in ME 3.

You know who I liked? James Vega.

edited 25th Jun '13 11:17:56 PM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#132499: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:18:08 PM

Ah right.

Anyway Chobot is still annoying.

Battle tits anyone?

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#132500: Jun 25th 2013 at 11:19:44 PM

We'll bang okay?

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

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