Jenkins would have made a great protagonist.
His love interest would have been Conrad Verner.
Together, with the help of the Valley Girl Quarian, the Shifty Looking Cow, the Turian Groundskeeper, the Fish-Obsessed Krogan and under the guidance of Nifty Cal - the Biotic God, they would obliterate the Reapers.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Speaking of dating sims, which bird should I pursue in Hatoful Boyfriend? IV is winding down to a close.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThe Turian Groundskeeper and the Dancing Turian are mutually exlusive party members.
It's a really tough choice.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Yes, actually. He comes with Boo, the Space Hamster.
Boo is fucking OP, though. I never take him on missions, because there's never a challenge.
He bit a Reaper's head off. And Reapers don't even have necks!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Mass Effect: Dating sim IN SPACE.