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Calamity is a housewife
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ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
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LatverianBadger
Calamity is a housewife
from gacha hell
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Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
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LatverianBadger
Calamity is a housewife
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Azure
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
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LatverianBadger
Calamity is a housewife
from gacha hell
Since: Jan, 2012
Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Trip
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LatverianBadger
Calamity is a housewife
from gacha hell
Since: Jan, 2012
Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
#128647: Jun 20th 2013 at 9:36:13 PM
Zeus' dad was a dude named Cronus. Cronus was the king of the Titans and generally just an all-around bastard, but things really got out of hand in his household when one day he heard some random prophecy claiming that one of his own children would overthrow him and take over as the head honcho of all existence. So Cronus, being the afore-mentioned bastard that he was, came to the rational and logical conclusion that the best course of action to prevent his own violent overthrow was to eat his children as soon as they were born.Well, Mrs. Cronus eventually got sick of popping out babies just to have them horked down by some crazy baby-eating dipshit, so when she gave birth to baby Zeus she wrapped a rock in some baby clothes and fed that to Cronus instead. Apparently King Cronus was so hungry he didn't even give a crap, because he wolfed that shit down like it was a pan of my wife's delicious homemade spanakopita and didn't seem to notice the subtle textural and flavoral difference between a newborn infant and a large inanimate granite boulder. Zeus' mom then snuck her son off to the island of Crete, where he was raised to adulthood by a celestial goat in a cave full of mythical bees. It was... weird.
I want to RP as Cronus now.
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