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pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#125451: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:39:09 AM

Okay then. Fair enough.

You have horrible taste, but fair enough. I won't judge you for it.

Much.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125452: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:40:33 AM

(raspberry)

:P

It's never gonna topple Revengeance of course.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#125453: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:45:45 AM

You have now earned all of my hate Badger. All of it.

And yes I realize I am being hypocritical at the moment.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125454: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:49:27 AM

Yes, feed me your hatred.

It shall sustain me.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#125455: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:54:47 AM

You know not what you have wrought young Badger. I am coming to Singapore.

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125456: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:56:58 AM

Come then.

My High Frequency Blade is ready to taste your innards.

That kinda came out wrong.

edited 16th Jun '13 1:57:39 AM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#125457: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:58:19 AM

Unrelated, but hilarious.

I think this Shepard might be the most murderous and careless playthrough ever.

Spoilers, obviously.

edited 16th Jun '13 1:58:44 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125458: Jun 16th 2013 at 1:59:25 AM

[up] I'd want him on my crew.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#125459: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:01:22 AM

Even at my worst, my Shepards have never killed that many people.

Mainly because half those murders actively lower your ability to win the final battle.

Failshep might as well go the extra mile and shoot himself in the foot.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125460: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:04:06 AM

Which is why Failshep is the best Shepard ever.

Just started playing Dm C.

First cutscene and already I'm bursting out laughing. I'll take this as a good sign.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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#125461: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:07:33 AM

T He first cutscene is the highlight of the entire game. It goes down from there.

Yes I have looked into this.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#125462: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:08:49 AM

SURPRISE ABORTION! WE'RE EDGY NOW! LOLOLOLOLOL

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#125463: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:11:20 AM

...

I'm oddly tempted to tell you a story about Karen Traviss now.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
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Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#125464: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:13:34 AM

MMMMMM?

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125465: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:14:24 AM

HMMMMMMMM?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#125466: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:15:52 AM

How do I neck?

Hm?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#125467: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:15:55 AM

Karen Traviss.

Love her or hate her.

[up]He looks fine. Give him a red and white striped shirt and beanie and he's fine.

edited 16th Jun '13 2:16:35 AM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#125468: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:27:40 AM

Well you see boys and girls, Karen Traviss is one of those names that is famous among the EU. Not because she's a good writer. Oh no, far from it. She's famous for several reasons. First of all, she is... rather fond of the military. This, or something along the lines of it, makes her rather fond of the Mandalorians, a proud warrior race that is past its prime. Boba Fett is a Mandalorian. In extension to this, she is also rather fond of clones.

She also dislikes Jedi intensely. A large number of her stories follow the mold of how Jedi are hypocrites and Mandalorians are TEH BESTEST STRONGEST GAIS AROUND. THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THOSE SILLY SPACE WIZARDS WHO ABUSE THEIR CLONES. Let's follow this group of Mandalorians/clones as we see how badass they are and how much Jedi suck. Oh yeah, also the Jedi should admit that they're wrong to be using soldiers like soldiers by the end of the book.

I could go on with many examples, like a Jedi deciding that they need to go to the "most experienced Sith fighter in the galaxy" to deal with this Sith fellow... and then going to Boba Fett, the stranger in his seventies who has never actually beaten any force sensitive, instead of going to say, her uncle, Luke Skywalker, who was nearly singlehandedly responsible for the defeat of two Sith lords who ruled the galaxy. But you can get the idea.

Not really related to Star Wars, but talk of that scene in Dm C reminded me of this:

Bizarrely averted in one of Karen Traviss' Wess'har books, where the protagonist's God Mode is so strong that she can't have a normal abortion, so she has to cut the fetus out and blow it up with a grenade.

This woman was unleashed onto the Star Wars expanded universe. She isn't allowed to write any novels now fortunately, but I believe she's moved to the Halo EU instead.

I'm so sorry Halo fans.

Basically Spaz... this is a name in the EU to stay away from.

edited 16th Jun '13 2:28:53 AM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#125469: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:30:13 AM

His noodle arm ends in a claw.

@Pyro: Huh... will do.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125470: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:34:18 AM

The moral of the story kids? Don't let your personal biases write your stories.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
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Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#125471: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:34:35 AM

'Moved to the Halo EU

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pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#125472: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:36:26 AM

Oh yeah, and if you criticise her writing, you're a "Talifan."

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
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Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#125473: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:37:53 AM

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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#125474: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:39:59 AM

So she's biased and insensitive. Great.

Who keeps giving these fanfic writers professional jobs?

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#125475: Jun 16th 2013 at 2:40:00 AM

-Walks in-

Mentlegen.

What is this series that Jam's character is from and you hate so much, Pyro?

I want to read up about it.

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

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