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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#124802: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:01:21 PM

Maybe you should nuke it from orbit.

Spiders have been known to resist thermonuclear weaponry though, so you may be out of luck.

Also, as I always say: when all else fails, burn it with a lot of thermite.

edited 15th Jun '13 1:02:03 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#124803: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:01:28 PM

Locate a flamethrower. The rest should come naturally.

[up]Spiders are actually shown to be better at ducking and covering than turtles.

edited 15th Jun '13 1:02:16 PM by GlobsterAGoGo

and then they fricked in the booty
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124804: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:01:43 PM

cmon man

everyone knows you assault spiders with shoes

shoes are known to be the sworn enemy to spiderkind

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124805: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:02:07 PM

Nope, not gonna wig.

Spider hudini would probably get in a box or something and survive.

Okay I'll consider those.

edited 15th Jun '13 1:03:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#124806: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:02:22 PM

thank you rixuv

thank you.

use your cat.

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#124807: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:03:40 PM

spider houdini's have been known to poison their victims meals, then feast on their reproductive organs

Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#124808: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:03:41 PM

Or you could get a FUCKTON of C4 and blow its shit up.

Or you could assault it with napalm strikes.

Or you could just... get a cup and trap it.

Or just ignore it.

edited 15th Jun '13 1:03:58 PM by Prometheus136

War is God.
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#124809: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:04:14 PM

Cups are better

THEN TORTURE IT.

actually, don't. keep the spider.

i'm serious.

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124810: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:05:02 PM

If you cup a spider, hope it won't be itching to start laying some eggs in it.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#124811: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:06:10 PM

Or just... ignore it because it's a damn spider.

Unless it's a black widow or brown recluse, I'd hardly be concerned.

War is God.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124812: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:06:21 PM

Okay, I shall try it, hopefully it won't poof out of it.

Prom, all spiders are equal and should be equally feared.

edited 15th Jun '13 1:07:00 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#124813: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:06:36 PM

Allow me to use my Wiccan Energy Transfer Magicks™ to transfer my extreme sleepiness to the spider to make it lethargic enough for you to trap/kill it.

and then they fricked in the booty
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#124814: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:07:22 PM

[up]Nub, you have to be a Level 17 Cleric to do that.

War is God.
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#124815: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:08:31 PM

Biatch I'm a level 76 Grand Mage. Lookit mah tome of spells.

and then they fricked in the booty
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124816: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:11:42 PM

Guys what if.

What if I'm the spider. o-o

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Prometheus136 What's eatin' you, chief? from Yoknapatawpha County Since: Sep, 2011 Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
What's eatin' you, chief?
#124817: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:14:59 PM

I think I'm going to write a song about that Yahoo Answers thingy.

It shall win me multiple Grammys.

War is God.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124818: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:16:24 PM

you were the spider

it was you

biggest Tomato in the Mirror

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#124819: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:16:24 PM

I have 56 Grammys.

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#124820: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:18:35 PM

It will be the song that inspires a nation, and will appear in an Oscar-winning film about You Tube comments.

and then they fricked in the booty
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#124821: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:19:32 PM

i'm bored

someone anyONE

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
LiorVal Since: May, 2013
#124822: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:20:07 PM

What do you want me to do? I suck at entertaining.

GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#124823: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:21:27 PM

Does this entertain you?

and then they fricked in the booty
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#124824: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:22:00 PM

@lehav: something anything

@mobile 'no.''

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
GlobsterAGoGo from Mobile Leprechaun's alt account Since: Jan, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
#124825: Jun 15th 2013 at 1:23:04 PM

Rats. (Snaps finger.)

and then they fricked in the booty

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