DO IT TOMORROW THEN
Or if you are unable to then just read on ahead
it will disappoint me though ;_;
As an aside, I can never get over that this
◊ is basically my party in D&D. We are literally a Ragtag Bunch of Misfits that somehow manage to work together.
All will be explained, Random.
@Olive: Well. Yeah. But before you say I'm stoling, let me tell you a thing. I insisted on being a dapper gentleman that uses fisticuffs and his face was the only thing that came to mind.
@Jam: My friend's description was: Bear-barian. Top hat. Cannon mount. Go nuts.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanWell, our DM is incredibly lax about classes, and is trying to weave the plot around making us work.
- I, on the top right, am a monk in all but name. The only other weapons I keep on me is a single white glove and a dueling pistol with exactly one bullet. He also sounds like Agent Wyoming.
- Mr. Trident-sword guy is basically a fighter or a warrior that can do magic. He is also a failed fisherman that constantly sees his enemies as fish to skewer. We all plot to kill his horse named Phillip once he actually gets it.
- Orc is literally Orc!Pole Vaulter!Arnold Schwarzenegger with an extendable bo staff. He's not dumb as bricks, but we have described his ability to diplomacize as: "Go up to somebody. Open mouth. Barf in face."
- Generic Anime Guy is... I forget the anime, but apparently it is one where the protagonist gets his power from breast milk... he's an allomancer. Basically manipulates metal. ...no personality to speak of so far.
- Bear is our bear-barian. A sexy ass and highly dextrous bearbarian at that.
- Hillbilly with guns is a jumper that can teleport anywhere he can see. He's also a bit of a dumbass and is very illiterate.
- Unpictured is a halfling rogue that Orc wants to kill.
Together we're looking for an asshole that killed our empress in a post-apocalyptic future where people can turn into cyborg zombies. Yep.
Eyeegh, did you just want to experiment with it or what?
You will want this for the next few pages.

This.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist