No Wig, you are definitely not.
Oh, we have such sights to show you!
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."A story from a freind in the shipping thread.
''Reggie pulled it out of its black sheath. The musky smell. The shiny blade. It's too much to handle for one boy.
Clasping on its handle, Reggie urgently raced downstairs, clutching ever so tightly on his kukiri. He sped past the kitchen and grabbed a large cucumber. He placed himself on the couch in the living room. With a deft flick of the wrist, Reggie closed the blinds and pulled the curtains to prevent the amber afternoon light from penetrating the room.
If my parents knew I was doing this... Reggie pondered. But he pushed those thoughts aside. Now it was time to gain pleasure. With his large kukiri. And the thick cucumber.
Gingerly, with one hand still on his beloved kukiri, he picked up the television remote and turned the large television on. This is so wrong, Reggie muttered to himself.
As the television screen lit up, Reggie's heartbeat rose a little bit. Warmth spread throughout his body. He gripped the cucumber and the kukiri.''
"HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE COOKING SHOW. TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A CUCUMBER SALAD. NOW, GET OUT YOUR KNIVES..."
PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850@Mobile: OH GOD I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE
Just raid the fridge, Spaz.
I love raiding the fridge.
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

I'll tell ya anyway. :P I'm at (Stone and Random, no peeking) the second Bubblrstuck flash, but I've only talked to Rufioh and Damara so far, and I haven't translated her lines yet. I've been meaning to finish it, but Hig insists on being there to see me do so, and I keep forgetting when he's able to watch me.
edited 10th Jun '13 4:49:47 PM by GlobsterAGoGo
and then they fricked in the booty