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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116876: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:38:47 PM

"Jack, are you going to help your son with his chemistry homework?"

"No. He needs to learn how to fend for himself. He must study it himself if he wants to succeed"

"But- Jack... He's only in primary school."

"No Buts! It's folly for me to teach such simplistic science."

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#116877: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:40:08 PM

Really? I always thought he was a lazy parent.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#116878: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:40:09 PM

"Griffin, our son wants you to hug him"

"..."

"Griffin!"

-Griffin strips naked and runs-

"Get back here!"

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#116879: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:40:12 PM

"Jack, we're going to the principal. Our boy is getting terribly bullied."

"Yeah... we could do that... or we could teach him the art of arson."

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116880: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:41:39 PM

Heheheh.

"Jack, your son's been roughhousing in the playground again"

"Good. He'll need the skills in case any fools try to stop his work."

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#116881: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:43:30 PM

"Griffin, our son has gotten into your opium again!"

"..."

"Try running again and I'll beat you with a spade."

"I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!"

edited 3rd Jun '13 9:43:44 PM by eldritchseer

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116882: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:44:29 PM

"Jack- something terrible has happened!"

"Has our son been experimenting with Chlorine again?"

"Again?"

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#116883: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:46:00 PM

"Griffin, our son is running in the school naked again."

"-busy writing-"

"... Griffin!"

"I'm busy. He'll be fine."

edited 3rd Jun '13 9:47:23 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#116884: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:47:22 PM

"Griffin! O-"

"JUST DON'T EVEN. I'VE HAD IT!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116885: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:47:44 PM

Griffin: Family man.

If the FG can turn Griffin from anti-social arse-hat into a functioning member of society with some sort of actual sanity.

I will eat my hat.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#116886: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:48:42 PM

What kind of hat is it?

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#116887: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:48:58 PM

we just need to bring guile in

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116888: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:49:53 PM

Pith Helmet.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#116889: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:50:28 PM

Remember to salt it.

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#116890: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:52:45 PM

And don't forget the soy sauce.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116891: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:52:54 PM

I'm not sure how you're going to do it.

Barring mental re-writing.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#116892: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:53:56 PM

Friendship cures many things Olive.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116893: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:54:58 PM

Bah.

Friendship.

It only took Kemp to betray his word once- and Griffin sends death threats galore.

It's like if you tried to give him a surprise birthday party he'd think you were all conspiring against him.

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#116894: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:56:01 PM

The Room has become a very creepy place.

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116895: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:56:43 PM

Griffin's room is probably one of the sane-est rooms there are upstairs.

It's just cluttered.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#116896: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:57:42 PM

You managed to weird out Catwoman.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116897: Jun 3rd 2013 at 9:59:34 PM

I was right with my guess though.

-winning-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#116898: Jun 3rd 2013 at 10:00:25 PM

Yes you were.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#116899: Jun 3rd 2013 at 10:05:30 PM

Ah well.

Funny thing- A Mr Griffin from London is looking at my House today as a potential buyer.

Sadly I don't get to meet him- I've been delegated to take the dog for a walk while he's viewing the house.

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rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011

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