TAR was... I won't say the worst player we've had on here, though it's rather hard to judge, but he's very close. Maybe he is the worst? Not sure. His characters aren't as bad as some, but the person himself...
- Godmodded in every way possible. No-sold everything, not that we mind that terribly, but... everything. Including abstract concepts, and stuff we were just doing for fun. TAR was no fun.
- TAR played around twelve characters at once. This not only made him a pain in the ass to interact with, because we had to keep track of them all (not that we bothered half the time), but it was rather pointless, considering that all the characters had the same personality — his. He OOC'd the fucking Doctor just to have a mouthpiece to agree with his main mouthpiece character, NoLegs.
- TAR was part of that crowd that seemed to think that if you didn't like all the things he liked, and liked something that he didn't, you were terrible, and a drooling fanboy. He expressed this by having his character godmod-kill/attack characters he didn't like that showed up. He had a special hatred against ponies and FFVII. Once I made it clear I wasn't leaving anytime soon, he laid off a bit on me, but continued his warfare against people using the characters they liked that he didn't like up until the day he left. He takes this conquest very seriously, to the point of continuing it OOC.
No, unfortunately, that was not a joke.
- Similarly, if you liked something he didn't, you were the scum of the earth, and he'd make sure you knew that every day.
- To quote Jam:
- He had a rather unhealthy obsession with being TEH STRONGEST character at all times, too. If someone showed up that was more powerful, he'd either ragequit after attacking it, or go on some long bullshit spiel about how his power levels were higher or whatever.
- TAR liked Touhou. He liked to make sure we knew this. All the time. Forever. Whether it was relevant or not. Including having characters that should have no idea what Touhou was talk about Touhou. (Ironically, he hates bronies because he claims they constantly try to force MLP down his throat. Get to removing that beam, TAR.)
- ...TAR also liked memes. Even the stupid ones. Especially the stupid ones. He was particularly fond of Nyan cat, and, like Touhou, brought up LOL Cats whether they were relevant or not. We spent a while asking him to stop.
He adamantly refused.
- As seen in the above link, as well as many other confrontations, he would conveniently disappear every time we tried to call him out on his bullshit. We're pretty sure he's a troll.
- No matter what it was, if we mentioned something that wasn't Touhou or Disgaea or Sonic, he would very pointedly announce, "I have no idea what that is." Or, "That means nothing to me." Or, "Do you really expect everyone to get your refernces? I don't know what that is!" Every time. Couldn't be bothered to listen to the explanations we provided, either, choosing instead to be willfully ignorant.
- He'd also do pointless, self-indulgent shit designed to appeal to no one but himself.
- And he was kind of a prick.
...And many other offenses.
edited 1st Jun '13 11:32:34 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist... I swear I bet I was nicer than Tar before I got better at R Ping, sure I... Godmodded at times. But I was nicer.
edited 1st Jun '13 11:37:06 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!... He just had to be fond of one of my favorite game series. Disgaea, I mean.
Siiiiigh, he sounds like Fun.
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......Worst characters/players we've had:
5. Anything from Wugga. He's low on my list because I kind of consider him to be the thread's Team Rocket these days. Always coming back for more in hilariously ineffectual ways, never quite giving up.
4. Admiral Valerian. I list these guys as players rather than charcaters, because the characters basically were them. Just mouthpieces. Humans are SRS BUSINESS.
3. TAR. Higher on the list because at least Valerian, as batshit as he was, wasn't here for very long before Fast Eddie told him to skedaddle.
2. Ace. Sorry, Knight, but... Ace was the quintessential God-Mode Sue/Jerk Sue. He was not a good character. At all. When you have a character that's essentially claiming to be God and can absolve sins because he's speshul (I'm an atheist, and even I found this a bit offensive), and has enemies that only he can fight because he's speshul and can only be killed by them, and acts like the Most Condescending Prick Ever even when he wasn't supposed to be ("angsty, needy cunt", anyone?)... no. Bad character. No biscuit.
1. Czer. Fetish pushing for the sake of fetish pushing? Check. A bunch of dumb ideas cobbled together into an incomprehensible mess? Check. Some good ideas that were implemented so poorly as to be indistinguishable from the shitty ones? Check. Giving him new powers/equipment on the spot just because, despite them making no sense for him to have, given the circumstances? Check. A supposed "lovable asshole" that was probably the least sympathetic character we've ever had in the entire history of this thread? Check. (Yes, he even beat out Griff. That bad.) Spewed pseudo-meaningful whiny, angsty shit every other line? Check. Acted familiar with characters that wanted nothing to do with him for no other reason than the player wanted to force the interactions? Check. More creepy fetish shit, after we told him six times to stop? Check. Constantly talked about all the terrible things he's been through like it's some sort of contest? Check. Had more tragic things added to his already plot-hole'd backstory on the spot for convenience? Check.
Yep.
edited 1st Jun '13 11:58:04 AM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist... Holy shit Spaz.
Also, the guy I was speaking of, who I will not mention due to fear of summoning him, also used the Prinny verbal tic so much, that the admins actually filtered out the word Dood, so whenever anyone said it, the word would be turned to some gibberish.
And not only that, he outright posted Rule 34, and threatened other's lives.

TARDISES