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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#112176: May 26th 2013 at 3:20:42 PM

-thinks a bit-

-imagines chii failing to sing and will just watching it happen from the background-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112177: May 26th 2013 at 3:20:47 PM

I think that's just too far, Seer evil grin

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#112178: May 26th 2013 at 3:23:13 PM

I'm Dreaming Of A Big Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Edward sat quickly on a raft, sipping unhappy eggnog.

He looked at the cool building hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Majora had hung it there, just before they looked at each other pulsating and then fell into each other's arms and felt each other's fist.

If only I hadn't been so solid, Edward thought, pouring a bright amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Majora might not have got so godlike and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a sparkling tear and held his chest in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a gross voice lifted dirtily up in song.

I'm dreaming of a big Christmas

Just like a waterfall that pours down from the heavens

Edward ran to the door. It was Majora, looking sexy all over with snow.

"I missed you easily," Majora said. "And I wanted to feel your fist again."

Edward hugged Majora and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Majora said.

"I think so too," Edward said and they felt each other's fist until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dog arm and lived sexily until Edward got drunk again.

My God, What Have I Done?

dead devotion
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112179: May 26th 2013 at 3:24:44 PM

Hold on-

Let me do worse.

I'm Shipping Jekyll and Hyde.

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fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#112180: May 26th 2013 at 3:25:08 PM

ehat the hel ll lLL LL L

BOXEN NO

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#112181: May 26th 2013 at 3:26:15 PM

can i have a link to the fan fic generator, please?

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#112183: May 26th 2013 at 3:29:32 PM

Roy finished packing. Ever since Vi, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Roy had been Yes.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing Kissed him, all was Mc Gee. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going In his House to become a Made Love Wine.

Just then, there was a What knock at the door. Roy opened it and stood there Hopefully for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his Chest.

When Roy came to, Vi was holding his Butt and looking Hot. "My love," Vi said Kawaiily, "I'm sorry for the Sad shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Stupid island for the last ten years, living Almost like two lovers in lover's lane. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my Body in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Roy could hardly believe his Vi had returned. "I will always love you, Body or no Body. Besides, you can cover it up with a Steak."

They embraced Tenderly and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was Buttface.

i am so freaking soRYRYRR

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112185: May 26th 2013 at 3:30:05 PM

To Coldly Tamper

Jekyll and Hyde were celebrating a complex Valentine's Day together. Jekyll had cooked a handsome dinner and they ate on a desk by candlelight.

"My darling," Hyde said, stroking Jekyll's chest, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Jekyll. "It is but a silly token of my short love."

Jekyll opened the box. Inside was a tall walking stick! He gazed at it ferociously. Then he gazed at Hyde ferociously. "It's angered," Jekyll said. "Come here and let me tamper you."

Just then, a gruesome crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like being free of all constraints. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an energetic voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Hyde read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other foolishly as the crone cackled some more. Jekyll's arm began to tremble. Then Hyde shrugged, pulled out a fish knife, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Jekyll said and kissed Hyde greedily. "This is a chemical Valentine's Day!"

They hastily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they tampered each other all night long.

I'M SORRY.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#112186: May 26th 2013 at 3:32:11 PM

... WHYYYYYYY!?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#112187: May 26th 2013 at 3:34:23 PM

HATE

The Adventure Of The Raven

Griffin and The Executor were out for an awesome Valentine's walk off a cliff. As they went, The Executor rested his hand on Griffin's head. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so spectacular, Griffin was filled with funderful dread.

"Do you suppose it's horrible here?" he asked evilly.

"You safe silly," The Executor said, tickling Griffin with his limb. "It's completely iridescent."

Just then, a mad raven leapt out from behind a beak and punched The Executor in the extremity. "Aaargh!" The Executor screamed.

Things looked weird. But Griffin, although he was stupid, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an orb and, Like Griffin that time he want crazy, but on opium, beat the raven huskily until it ran off. "That will teach you to smack innocent people."

Then he clasped The Executor close. The Executor was bleeding cautiously. "My darling," Griffin said, and pressed his lips to The Executor's leg.

"I love you," The Executor said wonderfully, and expired in Griffin's arms.

Griffin never loved again.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112188: May 26th 2013 at 3:35:55 PM

I knew there was somewhere-

That shipped Griffin / Executor.

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fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#112189: May 26th 2013 at 3:36:10 PM

what the h ell l l l LLL

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#112190: May 26th 2013 at 3:36:16 PM

This is what drove Griffin insane.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112191: May 26th 2013 at 3:36:39 PM

[up] HEADCANON ESTABLISHED.

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#112192: May 26th 2013 at 3:39:04 PM

Hey guys!

So I've been thnking and I realized I was a sadistic bastard as a kid. I beat up a kid because I lost a race to him. nd when I did I didn't just beat him up I had long nails at the time and I held him down and clawed his face. I nearly killed/horribly maimed my best friend because I was jealous of his toys. I bit a dude's dog. And one day when a kid came to school and showed off his entire collection of Turbo Ranger action figures I stole them when he wasn't looking and then invited him over to my house a few days later and convinced him they were mine.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112194: May 26th 2013 at 3:40:06 PM

...

Shit son.

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fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
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#112195: May 26th 2013 at 3:40:37 PM

...

duuude.

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#112196: May 26th 2013 at 3:40:41 PM

@Azure

I was a racist in kindergarten. You are not alone.

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#112197: May 26th 2013 at 3:42:23 PM

Shit kids do meng.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#112198: May 26th 2013 at 3:42:39 PM

I was-

...

...

Very innocent as a kid.

No really- I think there were only one or two occasions where I did something wrong.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#112199: May 26th 2013 at 3:44:07 PM

No, seriously

I was worse then the KKK back then

okay not really

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#112200: May 26th 2013 at 3:49:37 PM

... I broke my toys when I was little.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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