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edited 26th May '13 2:37:09 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."What have I done
The Miracle Of The Absolutionist
Aigis hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it similar to how Griff sucks. She loathed it.
Every December, Aigis would feel herself getting all horrific inside. She refused to put up a Christmas Shadow, she snapped at anyone metallic enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Aigis had to go to the mall to buy a gray Executor. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing roboticly around and so much Christmas music blaring seductivly, she thought her right gear would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was an iridescent man collecting for charity. Aigis never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the iridescent man dropped his bells and ran in Fallen London. There was a heroic Absolutionist right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the iridescent man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Aigis rushed out and Colorfully pushed them both out of the way. There was a ended bang and then everything went dark.
When Aigis woke up, she was in a kawaii room. There was a Christmas Shadow in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Aigis's mask hurt. A lot.
The iridescent man came into the room. "I'm so Pokerespected!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Tragedian. You saved me from the truck. But your mask is broken."
Aigis hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Shadow up and her mask was broken, she felt quite wormlike, especially when she looked at Tragedian.
"Your mask must hurt metallicly," Tragedian said. "I think this will help." And he clopped Aigis several times.
Now Aigis felt very wormlike indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Tragedian. "I love you," she said, and kissed Tragedian Tragedianly.
"I love you too," said Tragedian. Just then, the Absolutionist ran into the room and nuzzled Aigis's robot vajayjay. "I brought him home with us," Tragedian said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Aigis said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
edited 23rd Oct '13 4:33:13 PM by Trip
>Nuzzled Aigis's robot vajayjay
Lulz were had.
@Rock: u should've been born gravel
edited 26th May '13 2:47:20 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

@cake: ur dad decided to disown you cause you had blueberries in you
Pairings are weird.
edited 26th May '13 2:36:01 PM by rockmanx