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LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53226: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:36:19 PM

Oookay, close enough.

CONTEXT: Hig's traumatic Ladybug based story.

edited 27th Jan '13 7:36:50 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#53227: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:36:57 PM

This is getting creepy...

Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#53228: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:39:47 PM

One night when I was going to bed, I saw about four little live dots crawling about on my floor. It was dark, so I could not see them in great detail. I pulled the chain on my lamp, all of them immediately buzzing to life and flying toward my ceiling fan.

CHK

CHOK

CHK

CHOK

A subtle clicking noise popped up every now and then. It took me time to realize what the sound was. I figured it out. The little bugs were getting chopped into pieces by the whirling fan-blade.

edited 27th Jan '13 7:41:29 PM by Higginbid

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53229: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:40:56 PM

Looks like shit hit the fan.

...

Or....you know what I meant.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
StrawberrytheSecond Just a Bug from the Ark Since: May, 2012
Just a Bug
#53230: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:41:17 PM

Oh....I get it...wow.

This is a robbery. Give me all of your money and I'll kill you.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#53231: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:42:36 PM

Holy Jesus fuck

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#53232: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:43:13 PM

...ah... ew...

So, like, is your room just covered in ladybug parts or something now or...?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#53233: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:43:16 PM

Mass ladybug seppuku via ceiling fan?!

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#53235: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:45:47 PM

dude

if your fan is going fast enough to kill ladybugs

with their crazy fucking bug reaction time

you should probably get a new fan

cuz, it has to be going at fucking industrial motor levels like holy fuck

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Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#53236: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:45:55 PM

Yes, Rivux. It is. And it keeps getting harder and harder not to step on one of them in the dark. On your bare feat. They stick to the bottom of your foot, you know. The corpses keep piling up. And all through the night, the only sound next to the quiet ticking of the downstairs clock is ladybugs. Ladybugs getting slung all around my room. Ladybugs. Ladybugs. Ladybugs.

It doesn't end there.

edited 27th Jan '13 7:46:52 PM by Higginbid

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#53237: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:48:43 PM

Solution: Wear socks. Another solution: Why would you have your fan on during winter??? Is your state just hot during that time or something?

But do go on, this is so gross.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#53238: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:49:58 PM

I feel sorry for the ladybugs now.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#53239: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:51:24 PM

I told them it was a suicide mission.

I just got here from insomnia town, and god damn higg.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#53240: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:53:19 PM

Theres's a fireplace downstairs. The heat travels up to my room, and the fan distributes it.

And just about three days ago, I checked the windowsill. There are more now. Lots more. And this time, most of them are alive. Even the bench next to them has the tiny little things on it. I tried to sit on it recently, almost squishing a ladybug.

But now, they're on my bed. And my table. On the shelf. The dresser. The AC-unit. Everywhere.

All. Over. My. Room.

And you know what?

edited 27th Jan '13 7:53:52 PM by Higginbid

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#53241: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:54:06 PM

Daaaaaaaaamn.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#53242: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:54:31 PM

harness their limitless power

become the lord of the ladybugs

beelzeladybub

rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#53243: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:54:36 PM

[up][up][up]What?

edited 27th Jan '13 7:54:45 PM by rockmanx

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#53244: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:55:09 PM

Well... my only question is how there are so many Ladybugs in your area because I swear I only notice them once a year.

And I'm subtly being reminded of war movies with this description.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#53245: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:56:15 PM

If you look in the circular vase that holds the lightbulb in the lamp, you know what you see?

Do you want to know what you see?

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#53246: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:56:21 PM

Jegus Marie, what?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#53247: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:56:32 PM

I DON'T WANT TO NOW

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#53248: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:56:49 PM

eat your ladybugs

gain their powers

lots of the little fuckers crawling around in your lamp?

edited 27th Jan '13 7:57:21 PM by LatverianBadger

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#53250: Jan 27th 2013 at 7:56:50 PM

a ladybug

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