It's not that hard to survive in Australia. As long as you keep your thick socks on, carry plenty of water, keep anti-venin handy, keep first-aid handy, keep a switchblade on you, keep a phone with you, keep a rifle with you and shoot anything that moves, you might make it past the airport.
edited 24th Jan '13 10:58:51 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Nah.
They don't explode.
Roos, on the other hand...
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Things are better in Australia now. A few decades ago, they had to wrestle twice as many crocs on their way to school.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Cane toads? Freaking everywhere. Finding creative ways to kill them is a national sport.
edited 24th Jan '13 11:02:12 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?These would work, if we were dealing with hundreds of thousands.
We're dealing with tens of millions.
I'd be lying if I said I'd never done this.
Well, our environment is the most unique on the planet. So, it stands to reason that we'd do everything in our power to despoil it.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Foxes, rabbits, pigeons, carp that kind of thing.
Rabbits are even more widespread than cane toads, but somewhat less destructive.
Still fun to shoot, though.
edited 24th Jan '13 11:19:01 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?If you catch a carp, you're legally required to let it die. Releasing it is an offence.
Just in case the Australia-Tuchanka metaphor wasn't obvious enough, we now have a genophage
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edited 24th Jan '13 11:24:58 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

Like, Zoinks.
And Koala Bears eat that shit up.