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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#52576: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:54:15 PM

Like, Zoinks.

And Koala Bears eat that shit up.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#52577: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:55:42 PM

It's not that hard to survive in Australia. As long as you keep your thick socks on, carry plenty of water, keep anti-venin handy, keep first-aid handy, keep a switchblade on you, keep a phone with you, keep a rifle with you and shoot anything that moves, you might make it past the airport.

edited 24th Jan '13 10:58:51 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Imca (Veteran)
#52578: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:55:44 PM

I have to wonder if that means Kola's explode...

Do they norm?

[up] So.... Buy an AK-47?

edited 24th Jan '13 10:56:09 PM by Imca

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#52580: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:56:30 PM

Aussies live in a very cool place.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#52581: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:56:32 PM

Either that or they secretly can breathe fire and the Aussies don't tell us.

edited 24th Jan '13 10:57:21 PM by MacDuffy

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#52582: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:56:41 PM

Note to self: When planning to make the world hell on earth, take tips from Australia.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#52583: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:56:53 PM

"Might make it past the airport."

I'm out.

edited 24th Jan '13 10:59:07 PM by Randomman5

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#52584: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:57:00 PM

@Random: It is. Have you seen some of their wildlife?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#52585: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:58:12 PM

Things are better in Australia now. A few decades ago, they had to wrestle twice as many crocs on their way to school.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Imca (Veteran)
#52586: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:59:10 PM

...

Are the cane toads really as bad as they talked about during my class on envrioments?

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#52587: Jan 24th 2013 at 10:59:29 PM

Hmm, if one day Australia and Canada were to meet on the battle field, Polar Bears VS Crocs...

edited 24th Jan '13 10:59:42 PM by eldritchseer

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#52588: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:00:21 PM

How many times a day are you forced to utilize the BRAVE JUMP?

Imca (Veteran)
#52590: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:02:07 PM

...

If I did not worry about kittys so much, I would sugest lacing cat food with anti-freeze since IIRC frogs also love that stuff.

In the mean time, shovels or BB guns.

edited 24th Jan '13 11:02:33 PM by Imca

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#52591: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:03:55 PM

These would work, if we were dealing with hundreds of thousands.

We're dealing with tens of millions.

I'd be lying if I said I'd never done this.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#52592: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:08:31 PM

What is it with Australia and invasive species?

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Imca (Veteran)
#52594: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:14:45 PM

what other invasive species exist there?

rockmanx Since: Jun, 2011
#52595: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:16:38 PM

Man, being an animal in Aussie-land is hard.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#52596: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:17:03 PM

Foxes, rabbits, pigeons, carp that kind of thing.

Rabbits are even more widespread than cane toads, but somewhat less destructive.

Still fun to shoot, though.

edited 24th Jan '13 11:19:01 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#52597: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:22:42 PM

The worst thing we have over here are English sparrows and starlings. And they're only somewhat annoying.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#52598: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:24:14 PM

If you catch a carp, you're legally required to let it die. Releasing it is an offence.

Just in case the Australia-Tuchanka metaphor wasn't obvious enough, we now have a genophage.

edited 24th Jan '13 11:24:58 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Imca (Veteran)
#52599: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:25:50 PM

... Foxes are considered invasive?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#52600: Jan 24th 2013 at 11:26:01 PM

So, Norm...does that mean you're Wrex?


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