Next day, Sandford and Deimos bring the party to their scientist friend, Dr. Stabler, who shows them a cell phone that is somehow four thousand years old. He tells them that he was only given half of the exhibit to study — the phone — and that the other thing that was shipped in must be in the archives somewhere.
The group talks to Deimos about this, who says he has a friend. They raise money, and meet up with Mr. Daniel Ocean for a heist.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistStop asking me for spoilers you know I won't give.
So half the group decides to go for the red herring sword, located in Area 51, and the other half goes to the archives. Archives group goes with Ocean. Area 51 group goes with a guy named Mortimer. Morty provides a nice distraction by blowing everything the fuck up so the group can sneak in. Unfortunately, the group decides to shoot everything and make lots of noise, and are soon apprehended. Bang dies, Al dies, and Edward dies.
MEANWHILE, the group and Ocean successfully make it to the archives of the research facility, only to find that the super top secret high security chamber they were trying to go for is empty. Someone beat them to it.
Not only that, but someone has taken the sword as well. Both groups have been screwed over.
Area 51 gets a chance to escape when everyone is called over to check out the aftermath of the research facility heist. The group escapes, and everyone makes it back to the hotel.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

note to self never troll everybody in a game if daisys around
pfft youre still her punching bag bro
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean