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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486276: Mar 21st 2016 at 4:32:19 AM

OH

OH GREAT SO THATS WHERE I LEFT OFF ON MONSTER HUNTER

RIGHT BEFORE THE HARDEST PART OF THE FUCKING GAME

edited 21st Mar '16 4:32:26 AM by Trip

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#486284: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:24:10 AM

Flamethrowers are not completely banned by treaty - Protocol III of the 1980 Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons (dealing with incendiary weapons) prohibits their use against civilian populations.

Side note - there's no federal prohibition on personal ownership of a flamethrower.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#486285: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:27:20 AM

howdy

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#486286: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:30:11 AM

Hi.

I have been binging on The Great War on YouTube.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486287: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:30:57 AM

ok yeh spill on star wars

also does anybody wanna hear about the monnahonna CRAB BATTLEEEE

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486288: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:39:32 AM

I AWAKEN IN THE MORN!

and i do

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486289: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:50:45 AM

okay so monster hunter 4u is divided into 3 sort of difficulty classes that you progress throughout the game

low, high, and G rank

the game's first half of the story (or the entire story in the original MH 4) is set in low rank and it's all fine

maybe a few bumps with Gore Magala and Brachydios but you'll get over them

at the end of offline low rank you fight a big, six limbed golden dragon who you've tango'd with in his younger, edgier form repeatedly (very VERY repeatedly if you wanted his gear) with very grandoise music blaring in the background

and online low rank has you facing off against a gigantic sand whale that wants nothing mroe than to ram into your fancy little town and kill everyone where you have to arm yourself to the teeth with the most DPS you can scrounge up in your little baby armor

after you complete all of this, you get an offline quest to go take on something called a Damiyo Hermitaur, which is basically a relatively big, not too much for this game, hermit crab

this is the game's first High Rank boss and he fucking shows it

you have to toss yourself at this demonic crab as it takes off a fifth of your health with a blindingly quick, sweeping attack, a digging-based attack where sometimes he'll just decide to say "fuck you" and jump at you, pin you and eat your whole fucking health bar like its a granola bar

add onto this, he has this water cannon attack that, while he does telegraph it, when he's enraged he'll chase you down with it and take off more than half your health, while inflicting you with a status that slows down your stamina regain to a crawl

AND his weak spot is just painfully out of reach for most impact weapons and the greatsword, and if you play gunner you can bet his big meaty claws are gonna be getting in the way 24/7

and also his entire back is incredibly durable due to wearing a monoblos' skull

and you absolutely have to grind this asshole because otherwise you'll be stomped in by high rank's even more powerful monsters

like the high rank version of the super golden dragon and the sand whale

tl;dr, The Crab of an Immense Difficulty Spike

wow that came out WAY longer than i thought

edited 21st Mar '16 6:51:02 AM by Trip

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486290: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:54:06 AM

jesus christ that sounds like a terrible experience

difficulty spikes are never fun are they?

also hey trip would you like to hear about something fun?

and by fun i mean WHY DOES THIS EXIST!?

edited 21st Mar '16 6:54:32 AM by Lilqueendaisy

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486291: Mar 21st 2016 at 6:55:30 AM

nah i dont really mind

there was no real way they could show you that high rank means business without making it too easy, besides throwing the first boss at you again

and that would be boring

what exists and why

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486292: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:02:51 AM

In Youkai watch there is a thing called Terror Time.

It is pretty much a random stealth event where everything turns gray and a big giant monster wonders around hunting you down unless you run to the exit point.

It gets triggered when you act like a naughty kid and stay up at night or don't follow the traffic laws (Both you actually do in game) or don't follow the plot and dilly dally for too long.

If you get caught by tiny monsters running around at this time you get chased by the big scary red guy, And since this game has a stamina bar you are likely to get caught by it.

edited 21st Mar '16 7:03:15 AM by Lilqueendaisy

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486293: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:04:09 AM

maybe that's a lesson in don't be a crime breaking brat

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486294: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:08:27 AM

i only forgot to use the traffic light once

and i dun like being punished for not doing plot things for too long, i finish games too fast and need to stray away to get better at it

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486295: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:11:06 AM

hey at least its not super mystery dungeon and "hey i know you don't have enough levels because this game's XP is skewed heavily against the player and also you forgot to stock up on healing items but we're gonna make you do eight difficult dungeons in a row''

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486296: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:14:30 AM

please don't remind me of the plot stuff

it was painful until i got to the last three dungeons

edited 21st Mar '16 7:14:46 AM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486297: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:15:45 AM

if a game hits you with an invisible time limit i get angry

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486298: Mar 21st 2016 at 7:21:01 AM

okay i can agree with you there those suck

but at least you know where to go

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#486299: Mar 21st 2016 at 9:25:55 AM

Where did everyone go? :c

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#486300: Mar 21st 2016 at 9:26:18 AM

it's not polite... to disturb a corpse


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