ASK ME ABOUT STAR WARS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Flamethrowers are not completely banned by treaty - Protocol III of the 1980 Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons (dealing with incendiary weapons) prohibits their use against civilian populations.
Side note - there's no federal prohibition on personal ownership of a flamethrower.
The damned queen and the relentless knight.okay so monster hunter 4u is divided into 3 sort of difficulty classes that you progress throughout the game
low, high, and G rank
the game's first half of the story (or the entire story in the original MH 4) is set in low rank and it's all fine
maybe a few bumps with Gore Magala and Brachydios but you'll get over them
at the end of offline low rank you fight a big, six limbed golden dragon who you've tango'd with in his younger, edgier form repeatedly (very VERY repeatedly if you wanted his gear) with very grandoise music blaring in the background
and online low rank has you facing off against a gigantic sand whale that wants nothing mroe than to ram into your fancy little town and kill everyone where you have to arm yourself to the teeth with the most DPS you can scrounge up in your little baby armor
after you complete all of this, you get an offline quest to go take on something called a Damiyo Hermitaur, which is basically a relatively big, not too much for this game, hermit crab
this is the game's first High Rank boss and he fucking shows it
you have to toss yourself at this demonic crab as it takes off a fifth of your health with a blindingly quick, sweeping attack, a digging-based attack where sometimes he'll just decide to say "fuck you" and jump at you, pin you and eat your whole fucking health bar like its a granola bar
add onto this, he has this water cannon attack that, while he does telegraph it, when he's enraged he'll chase you down with it and take off more than half your health, while inflicting you with a status that slows down your stamina regain to a crawl
AND his weak spot is just painfully out of reach for most impact weapons and the greatsword, and if you play gunner you can bet his big meaty claws are gonna be getting in the way 24/7
and also his entire back is incredibly durable due to wearing a monoblos' skull
and you absolutely have to grind this asshole because otherwise you'll be stomped in by high rank's even more powerful monsters
like the high rank version of the super golden dragon and the sand whale
tl;dr, The Crab of an Immense Difficulty Spike
wow that came out WAY longer than i thought
edited 21st Mar '16 6:51:02 AM by Trip
In Youkai watch there is a thing called Terror Time.
It is pretty much a random stealth event where everything turns gray and a big giant monster wonders around hunting you down unless you run to the exit point.
It gets triggered when you act like a naughty kid and stay up at night or don't follow the traffic laws (Both you actually do in game) or don't follow the plot and dilly dally for too long.
If you get caught by tiny monsters running around at this time you get chased by the big scary red guy, And since this game has a stamina bar you are likely to get caught by it.
edited 21st Mar '16 7:03:15 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

OH
OH GREAT SO THATS WHERE I LEFT OFF ON MONSTER HUNTER
RIGHT BEFORE THE HARDEST PART OF THE FUCKING GAME
edited 21st Mar '16 4:32:26 AM by Trip