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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#483051: Mar 2nd 2016 at 11:54:59 PM

Death hangs at this quiet hour.

Not a whisper is spoken.

Not a post is typed.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#483054: Mar 3rd 2016 at 12:12:42 AM

How is this possibly sin this is just man with guns

Deer
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#483056: Mar 3rd 2016 at 12:25:26 AM

At least its' not two left feet.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#483057: Mar 3rd 2016 at 12:28:36 AM

as a left hander, i think evolution will naturally give everyone two left hands

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#483059: Mar 3rd 2016 at 12:41:19 AM

Everyone will just grow an extra set of arms.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#483060: Mar 3rd 2016 at 1:50:42 AM

gosh i sure am having fun with picross. i sure hope nothing dumb happens to keep me from playing it suddenly

oh look i'm out of money

oh look i can wait few hours until my "you're-allowed-to-solve-puzzles-right-now" metre recharges or buy more fake money with real money

oh look i can just pay even more money to have my pokemon solve the puzzle for me

oh...

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#483061: Mar 3rd 2016 at 1:59:26 AM

Picross is every single one of these photos and it makes me furious

why would you do this

i thought you were better than this nintendo

you offered me puzzles only to rip them away from me

it's like baking someone a beautiful pie made from scratch and then whispering "I farted on it"

edited 3rd Mar '16 2:00:09 AM by WonderSquid

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#483062: Mar 3rd 2016 at 2:06:01 AM

I did one of those- career things.

I'm a 100% match for teaching secondary school apparently.

I have no idea how this happened.

Though thankfully I got 99% on acting... and then 92% on Broadcast presenter (which is kind of the ideal thing, I think)

Apparently I'm more matched to being a fashion designer than a broadcast presenter by a whole 1%

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#483063: Mar 3rd 2016 at 3:31:52 AM

hey spaz you wanna get even angrier

there are two other games with that similar format

oh well at least Pokemon Go looks really good...

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#483064: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:16:40 AM

I just did a trial game for Edge of the Empire with some baddies I statted up in the custom generator.

Three of my homebrew Mandalorian Clanfighters vs a Forsaken Jedi.

The Mandalorians won, but only one was left alive and just two wounds from death. Her vibroblade was sliced in two and both pistols out of ammo, so she grabbed her fallen comrade's vibroblade and made an almost impossible strike through the Jedi's high defense to kill him.

The Jedi was no slouch either, effortlessly hacking the first Mandalorian into chunks within the first three rounds, and killing the other in lightsaber-to-vibroblade combat, shattering the guy's blade at the same time his saber bisected him.

This game has a super satisfying combat system that leaves all kinds of potential for narrative moments like these.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#483065: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:23:15 AM

christ jedi calm the fuck down

also Those Fuckin Idiots think that the 3DS port of pokayman Red and Blue was a waste of money because "why would they waste money on more cartridges"

first of all that's not how it fuckin works nintendo rereleases are literally official emulators

secondly it's V I R T U A L C O N S O L E O N L Y

there are some Helpful Filthy Frank videos i could link but im gonna be kind and link the tamer one

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#483066: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:25:37 AM

D10 systems tend to allow this.

With their ultra-specific locations.

Though narrative things can happen in any game.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#483067: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:33:32 AM

Edge of the Empire is even more designed to facilitate narrative combat than your average D10 game. Watch a playthrough on youtube sometime, preferably of people who actually know how the game works.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#483069: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:37:00 AM

One thing the first Mandalorian did that probably secured the game in the end was fly around and pepper the Jedi with shots. He didn't score many Successes, but he scored enough Advantage on his rolls to nullify the Jedi's defense bonuses and letting the other Mandalorians score some hits.

Unfortunately the Jedi dragged him back to earth using the force and got into lightsaber range and the rest was history.

If you guys want, I'll let each of you pick a Star Wars guy and I'll do a scene by scene with them in combat with each other. Stormtroopers, pirates, whatever pick something.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#483070: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:37:25 AM

I may do this.

At some point.

I appreciate a narrative.

[up] Trandoshan jedi.

'Cause why not.

edited 3rd Mar '16 4:38:18 AM by RegularDefender

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#483071: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:39:50 AM

A guy with a lightsaber who can regrow limbs.

Okay your turn Trip. Pick an opponent.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#483072: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:40:48 AM

uhhh

a sith lord with two sabers?

make him gungan

edited 3rd Mar '16 4:41:00 AM by Trip

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
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#483073: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:48:15 AM

Done and done. The Trando now has a double bladed saber.

The Trandoshan gets the first move, charging into range and slicing at his enemy, forcing the Gungan to drop one of his sabers. He also knocks the Gungan off-balance, making the Gungan's next attack less effective. Unfortunately, he also rolled a Despair, which the Gungan spent to damage the Trando's saber as as reflexive attack.

The Gungan retrieved his fallen saber and took up a defensive stance, but nonetheless was able to deal a serious hit to his opponent, knocking out over 2/3rds of the Trandoshan's health, though due to some Threat he rolled he remained disoriented from the previous hit.

edited 3rd Mar '16 4:53:37 AM by SR3NORMANDY

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#483074: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:50:21 AM

I believe in you Trandoshan.

You managed to knock one saber out of his hands.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#483075: Mar 3rd 2016 at 4:52:02 AM

The Trandoshan, not ready to be outdone, made for another attack, slicing through the Gungan's defensive stance and slicing the Gungan from shoulder to hip, killing him instantly.

I'm disappointed no critical hits were rolled, but lightsabers end most fights in two hits at most, leaving little room for crits.

edited 3rd Mar '16 4:53:58 AM by SR3NORMANDY

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