edited 29th Feb '16 9:23:58 PM by eldritchseer
the only reason you should play MKX
the intro banter is the best part of this game holy shit
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.To this day I still have no idea whether or not the internet wants me to like Jeff Goldblum.
edited 1st Mar '16 12:40:19 AM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I looked it up.
It's some Pommy Bastard Brand Vegemite.
Disgusting.
Vegemite is a major part of Australian culture. It's literally made from a culture. Yeast extract byproducts from brewing beer.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Oh for fuck's sake, I cooked my rice wrong and now it's all sticky.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?But it's sticker than how it normally is when I do it right.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Hah, I remember writing my first RP plot.
I was so young and impressionable and had zero adult obligations.
I loved it.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Who wants to read how my first Edge of the Empire session went?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Darius, a shady politician, and his bounty hunter bodyguard, BOR-15, were given a lead by a friend and contact, Senator Mynn Shi'eel of Taris. She told the duo that the Mandalorian government was seeking out specialists for under-the-table dealings (very hush-hush). However, the two found their passenger shuttle in danger when a Starviper-class pirate fighter disrupted a hyperspace buoy and ambushed them, rupturing the hull and killing all living occupants - except for Darius who was fast asleep in his private cabin. The two were able to retrieve their weapons and seal the hull breach, but the Buzz Droids the pirate launched to salvage their ship attacked!
Meanwhile, the Duros smuggler Jad Arapto and his crew, a Gank assassin by the name of Det and an archaeologist named Jarris Indara were en route to a secret rendezvous point to receive an illegal shipment to smuggle in their YT-2400 freighter, the 'Cygnus Fortune'. Unfortunately, they were traversing the same hyperlane as Darius and BOR-15, causing them to be caught in the same trap. Fortunately, they had the element of surprise and obliterated the pirate fighter without suffering a scratch in return.
Linking with the passenger ship to recover the survivors, they found Darius and BOR-15 surrounded by the dead passengers. Det was immediately and understandably suspicious, but agreed with Jad to let the pair onboard, provided they surrendered their weapons and remained locked in one of the ship's passenger rooms. While onboard, Darius made contact with Shi'eel via holomessenger and reported his delay - she was unimpressed, but glad he was alive. She informed him of his contact on Mandalore - a man by the name of Tio Velkar.
The Cygnus Fortune reached its original rendezvous point, where Jad reluctantly docked with another smuggler ship, the Aeon Blaze. The Blaze was once his ship, but after being betrayed by his old partner Dacyna Viket, she was now its owner - as well as the prime smuggling middleman and right hand lady to the notorious Grokka the Hutt. Dacyna, finding glee in having her rival Jad come to her for work, provided the team with ten highly dangerous and illegal disruptor rifles, to be smuggled to Mandalorian resistance groups - the name of the recipient was Brax Ordo.
With both groups now drawn to the warrior world of Mandalore, the Cygnus Fortune departed at once for its new destination.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

muh
im not feeling up to fg r/n sorry
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