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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#481526: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:07:37 AM

Kingdom Hearts's story is basically pure bullshit by this point and Nomura's style of telling a story has done more damage to Final Fantasy and by extension to VII and it's awful EU than anything the marketing department has attempted.

so anyway

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#481527: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:08:33 AM

cant stop wont stop

ok ok away from kh

what's the lion dude's deal

red XIII right

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#481528: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:09:54 AM

you guys wanna know what stupid thing i'm writing

a guilty gear blazblue crossover au

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#481529: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:12:43 AM

(Okay but you really do because in addition to being kind of hard to understand you keep saying some stuff that I'm not sure you realise is really not okay to say outside of 4chan. This is the exact same thing Anonymous Friend was doing before he thought it'd be funny to tell me to "slice up my cunt with a rusty meat cleaver" or something to that effect.)

yes

He's like the only other non-human intelligent race on the Planet apart from the Cetra

of which humans are like a subspecies kind of so they don't count especially because they're extinct

anyway his race are pretty much mostly extinct too (though apparently a few centuries later he finds a female and has kids)

He's chronologically the second-oldest cast member, at 46, but since his species lives way longer than humans, that's more like 15.

His tail is on fire because it's cool.

At one point Hojo tries to get him to rape Aeris so he can keep experimenting on the resulting baby if Aeris croaks at some point down the line. Neither party really goes for the idea. Hojo's a fun guy.

[up]do tell

edited 21st Feb '16 1:13:16 AM by WonderSquid

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#481530: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:14:25 AM

hojo forces his furry fixation

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#481531: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:15:07 AM

I shall not tell.

you shall read

there's another prologue i wrote up if you're interested, and unlike the one i linked its actually complete

they're both long tho

you don't need to read it all now if you don't wanna

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#481532: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:18:05 AM

[up]I know fuck all about Blazgear so is there anything I should know that I might not before proceeding?

[up][up]he wanted a Cetra that would live as long as Red does, so the solution was clearly to crossbreed. Hojo doesn't really know how biology works. The President realised this at some point and cut his funding which is why Scarlet took over weapons manufacturing. maybe the point when quarterly reports got released and he had to mention "yeah so this kid i've been jamming chemicals into for the better part of five years is a vegetable now".

edited 21st Feb '16 1:18:43 AM by WonderSquid

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#481533: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:18:53 AM

im starting to wonder if hojo's degrees are legitimate

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#481534: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:20:31 AM

My goal with this was to mesh the two worlds into one in a way that makes sense, which judging by how batshit the lores of both games gets, requires a soft reset.

So no worries, as my prologue attempts to worldbuild from the beginning.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#481535: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:23:39 AM

Well I'm sure he was at some point. I mean Ben Carson is a doctor too, clearly that shit doesn't take much.

Soldier seems to have been mostly Gast's idea but he backed off on it after he started banging Ifalna. Hojo took his research and just kinda made things up as he went along from there because he is emotionally unfulfilled and morally bankrupt.

[up]I'll just go into this blind and ask later then

edited 21st Feb '16 1:24:05 AM by WonderSquid

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#481536: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:25:27 AM

hojo: "the lifestream is actually grain storages"

a-also dont forget to fg

LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#481537: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:26:04 AM

I can't wait for you to tell me how shit it is.

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#481538: Feb 21st 2016 at 1:27:01 AM

it's 3:30 i have work tomorrow

one more post

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#481540: Feb 21st 2016 at 6:42:16 AM

howdy

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#481541: Feb 21st 2016 at 6:48:10 AM

Merry Christmas.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#481543: Feb 21st 2016 at 7:33:45 AM

Night wasn't good. Too much tea.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#481544: Feb 21st 2016 at 7:56:25 AM

I'm back in the cawntree again.

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#481545: Feb 21st 2016 at 8:15:39 AM

Sweet Home Alabama?

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Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#481546: Feb 21st 2016 at 8:35:00 AM

shit, i wish I had stayed up late enough. there was a question I wanted to ask badge.

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#481547: Feb 21st 2016 at 9:52:55 AM

Mississippi.

Also, PAIN.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#481548: Feb 21st 2016 at 10:00:25 AM

Mississippi and Alabama are basically the same anyway.

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#481549: Feb 21st 2016 at 10:11:24 AM

Mississippi doesn't have a rocket garden.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#481550: Feb 21st 2016 at 11:18:39 AM

Words like that'll get ya lynched boy.

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