of course this is all irrelevant to the game that perfected the idea of a meta game
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"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."I started thinking about Eragon again.
So at the end Eragon beats Galbatorix by using the Eldunari(Dragon Soul Crystal things) that he stolefrom Galby's secret island. He used them to "Make him feel all the pain and suffering he's caused".
A. What would that be like if if it was turned on Eragon? Who y'know, is a Mass Murderer. They would probably insist he's only ever helped people.
B. Why the fuck did it take Eragon to do this? The Eldunari have wills of their own. Thcy could have easily ganged up and mind raped Galby if they hated him so much.
Potato. How do we know Galby wouldn't have just shrugged this off without plot power? He's apparently the most powerful Sith Lord Dragon Rider to ever exist ever who singlehandedly wiped out the order and most of the other dragons.

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