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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478727: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:03:05 PM

Okay.

I kinda want to talk about a legendary friend of mine.

His name is Ayrton.

[up]I laughed.

edited 1st Feb '16 11:03:44 PM by SR3NORMANDY

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478728: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:03:50 PM

is this a story time

share it

[up]the whole fucking notebook is that

i wish i could draw

edited 1st Feb '16 11:04:18 PM by WonderSquid

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478729: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:12:17 PM

It's not so much a story so much as a celebration of character.

Anyway, Ayrton was born sounding like Tolkien named him so he only had one real direction in his life to go - blacksmithing and leatherworking. He has his own studded armour that he's been working on for ages. Meticulously researched, too. He has red hair, and a full on beard the likes of which I won't be growing til I'm thirty. He drove me to a book sale once, and he had a bunch of homemade polearms that I'm scared to name because I'm positive I'll get the names mixed up.

He is a real great friend of mine, and basically a meme in our little corner of campus.

Several months back, some joker friend picked the 5th of February to be National Ayrton Day, and 100 people so far have declared themselves as coming, with 1000 invited in total. On this day, His mates are going to sell a bunch of AYRTONDAY 2016 mugs, Ayrton themed cupcakes and Ayrton-printed couch-pillow covers.

Ayrton has no idea what the fuck is happening any more, but he's rolling with it.

I wish I could be as fascinating a person as Ayrton.

Be more like Ayrton, people.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478730: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:21:17 PM

everyone has an Interesting Friend, I think

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478731: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:22:11 PM

Oh, and he has his own faction of medieval combat reenactors, called the Ayrtonites.

I swear every word of this is true.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478732: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:26:54 PM

I'm probably the most vanilla person out of all of you. The most metal thing I do is Download Music Legally.

I think Lunar is probably our Interesting Friend.

edited 1st Feb '16 11:27:07 PM by WonderSquid

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478733: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:31:51 PM

Definitely Lunar.

I am kinda bland IRL, to be perfectly honest. All the stuff about me that's interesting is not the kind of stuff that ever comes up in Normal Human Interaction.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478734: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:36:04 PM

You're allergic to sulphur. That's kinda interesting-ish.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#478735: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:36:28 PM

I'm super quiet irl but here i'm the king of shit

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478737: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:41:13 PM

I told you, remembering weird obscure details about things from years back is what I do.

I get called "really entertaining" a lot by coworkers. I'm not sure if this is a compliment but I'm going to proceed as if it is.

edited 1st Feb '16 11:42:02 PM by WonderSquid

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#478738: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:45:21 PM

I remember the sulphur thing because it reminded me not to get sick if I ever visit Australia.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478739: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:45:40 PM

I find you entertaining to talk to, so yeah.

To be more specific, I'm allergic to sulfanomides in antibiotics.

A rare condition called Stevens-Johnson Syndrome. It basically turned my lips, tongue, mouth and throat into one bit ulcerous lump of mucus and pus.

Here's a picture of what it looks like that I know you're not going to click because you want to live a peaceful existence.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478740: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:51:45 PM

are his teeth yellow in that picture or is it just more mouth goo covering them

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478741: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:55:10 PM

Spaz doesn't want a peaceful existence.

The worst part was that the ulcer and mucus merged with the flesh of the tongue - it was hard to tell where the goo ended and tongue began.

edited 1st Feb '16 11:55:52 PM by SR3NORMANDY

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478742: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:56:02 PM

My bones are made of war and my blood is made of FIGHT ME.

[up]jesus

did you go to the hospital

edited 1st Feb '16 11:56:23 PM by WonderSquid

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#478743: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:56:33 PM

Those are stains that come from not brushing they are.

Trust me. I'm an internet.

I'd have still heavuly complained to someone about your doctor.

edited 1st Feb '16 11:57:52 PM by Azure

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478744: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:56:34 PM

I get the feeling that if we ever fought in real life, you'd kick my arse.

I went to the hospital.

I read some great magazines for about two hours.

edited 1st Feb '16 11:57:20 PM by SR3NORMANDY

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#478745: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:58:11 PM

riveting

Oh undoubtedly

I have probably been in more fights in general than most of you. This is probably a bad thing.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#478746: Feb 1st 2016 at 11:58:48 PM

My go to strat is headbutts

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#478747: Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:01:41 AM

I'm know among my friends for my lightning reflexes.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#478748: Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:03:02 AM

I mean, I know karate, and I can move and react fast once the adrenaline starts pumping, but no amount of clever elbow strikes are going to save me from the first big fella that throws me on the ground and stomps my kidneys flat.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#478749: Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:08:33 AM

Fight me in Tennis I'm somehow extremely good at it despite hating sports.

Deer
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#478750: Feb 2nd 2016 at 12:15:25 AM

How many will the Fine Bros lose before they give it up. I wonder.

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