I miss competitive jump rope.
Did anyone else do that? Do any of you know the searing agony that is being hit with one of these
◊ at full speed? I have it on good authority they use these in Guantanamo Bay to beat prisoners into submission.
Dude
no
fuck you
I was the goddamn competitive jumprope master.
I used to be able to do this shit. They usually had me on speed singles or triple rope because I could actually do this shit in an eggbeater and leave out the back without strangling myself.
edited 24th Jan '16 11:15:46 AM by WonderSquid
you saw that guy going crazy with the single rope?
Imagine getting hit in the face with one of those. Or in the eye. Or right in the joint of your knee.
That shit leaves welts and rips open skin.
or some asshole gets distracted in double dutch and slices your neck open from either side and you land on your face and damage yourself even more
edited 24th Jan '16 11:22:51 AM by WonderSquid
so speaks a coward
also this bothers me so much
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He has two sets of ears. Can he hear twice as well? Is his frontal lobe just more auditory processing space now,? Where is Tifa's other sleeve? You can see one sleeve to emphasise the fact that her shirt is falling off but they never drew the other. Whose bed is that? It's certainly not theirs, they had like a barebones utility mattress. Cloud uses a tire as a chair for fuck's sake. Why does he have two sets of ears?

go to sleep right now
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