It was a donkey's jawbone.
"And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men."
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I can only imagine what kind of shitty opponents he must have picked while wielding a piece of bone as his primary weapon.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?This was back in the day that skirmishers throwing rocks at the enemy ranks was a legitimate military role, so Samson probably had a pretty easy time.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I don't doubt it, but it's still warfare involving throwing rocks. It's still inherently funny.
Actually, that's how David beat Goliath, another Philistine.
Come to think of it, a substantial amount of the Old Testament is "God helps us mass murder anyone who's not us because we are the only moral and just people, which our bodycount confirms."
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Stop abusing Undertale it did nothing wrong.
Also I thought you guys didn't like AGQ Dick or whatever.
PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850Technically its' bullets when its' from a sling.
But- a sling was really dangerous.
You had to be wearing some good armor to shrug off a sling.
And even then- if that hits you in the head, you're kinda going to be dazed for a good moment at least.
And I'm not even sure if it says that Goliath was wearing a helmet.
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