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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#473851: Jan 3rd 2016 at 12:43:40 PM

tanuki nuts are highly valuable

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473852: Jan 3rd 2016 at 12:44:12 PM

All mythologies and folk beliefs have weird things in them. Its' just fact.

Zeus's wide-array of how to have children for example.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#473853: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:00:21 PM

a carpenter who can grant you eternal life if you consume of his flesh and blood is also pretty weird, we're just used to that

i mean ok there's not giant nuts or farting in that one but still

edited 3rd Jan '16 1:01:47 PM by HilarityEnsues

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473854: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:04:06 PM

Also from the bible though-

Is Sampson.

What was it- a thousand people killed with just the jawbone of a goat.

But- yeah- folk beliefs are crazy.

Swedish Black Mass (Blakulla I think), yo.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#473855: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:06:08 PM

It was a donkey's jawbone.

"And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men."

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473856: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:07:27 PM

That's the one.

I knew it wasn't really a standard weapon.

Though the jaw is a strong bone.

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#473857: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:09:42 PM

Ahhhh, fuck.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473858: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:16:21 PM

yes finalyl the rayman run is over

"now its time for the music levels!"

aaaaaaa

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#473859: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:30:42 PM

what game is next anyway

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473860: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:33:35 PM

kirby 64 100%

good game i like

WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473862: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:41:45 PM

it fucking happened

at least they're at Best Music Level

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#473863: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:42:33 PM

I can only imagine what kind of shitty opponents he must have picked while wielding a piece of bone as his primary weapon.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#473864: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:43:46 PM

yeah chibi showed up out of nowhere and gave an hour long rant about asiago cheese

awful stuff

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473865: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:44:14 PM

How many of them just didn't know how to use a spear, and ended up stabbing each-other by accident, but since most of them died by the end Samson was just like- "I'll take the credit for that."

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#473866: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:47:28 PM

This was back in the day that skirmishers throwing rocks at the enemy ranks was a legitimate military role, so Samson probably had a pretty easy time.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473867: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:50:43 PM

Well-

Yeah, but if we're talking about slingers- those are deadly as hell in the right hands.

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#473868: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:53:41 PM

Yeah. Jason defeated Goliath with one of those.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473869: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:54:11 PM

they just said "get dunked on"

BAN UNDERMEME

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#473870: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:58:16 PM

I don't doubt it, but it's still warfare involving throwing rocks. It's still inherently funny.

Actually, that's how David beat Goliath, another Philistine.

Come to think of it, a substantial amount of the Old Testament is "God helps us mass murder anyone who's not us because we are the only moral and just people, which our bodycount confirms."

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#473871: Jan 3rd 2016 at 1:59:24 PM

Stop abusing Undertale it did nothing wrong.

Also I thought you guys didn't like AGQ Dick or whatever.

PM box is Closed, Indefinitely Friend Code: 3368-4181-6850
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473872: Jan 3rd 2016 at 2:03:01 PM

Technically its' bullets when its' from a sling.

But- a sling was really dangerous.

You had to be wearing some good armor to shrug off a sling.

And even then- if that hits you in the head, you're kinda going to be dazed for a good moment at least.

And I'm not even sure if it says that Goliath was wearing a helmet.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473873: Jan 3rd 2016 at 2:03:34 PM

i like to watch the cringe

>"check my doubles!"

oh fuck me

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#473874: Jan 3rd 2016 at 2:07:12 PM

it wasnt that bad calm your dick memelord

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Imca (Veteran)
#473875: Jan 3rd 2016 at 2:07:44 PM

Hell, warfare is STILL about throwing rocks at the other guy.

Just rocks that we have distilled down to lead, and propel with explosions.


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