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ThanatoSeraph ARE WA DARE DA from The Land Down Under Since: Feb, 2012
ARE WA DARE DA
#473726: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:40:46 PM

oh yeah one thing before I go again

later in the game there are plenty of opportunities to be evil for the sake of evil as well

or evil for the sake of your own amusement, rather

but that's fine because bioware doesn't pretend that it's morally ambiguous

hence the dark side points

it's a question of styling, not "what do you think is right, killing this widow and stealing from her or providing for her for the rest of her life????"

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473727: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:40:47 PM

truly the biggest villain of star wars is the sand

because it got in anakin's balls one day and that just set him wild

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#473728: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:40:50 PM

OH and he murdered the trade feds despite them surrendering, that's a war crime i believe

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#473729: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:41:55 PM

@pyro

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473731: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:44:26 PM

also he killed windu

who he likely knew at least a little more personally than Old Fart, even if just a little

because Palpitoad told him to

ThanatoSeraph ARE WA DARE DA from The Land Down Under Since: Feb, 2012
ARE WA DARE DA
#473732: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:44:33 PM

@space: dril is a modern poet

and yes basically

[up]actually this is the first part mentioned that's incorrect

even going by the movies alone he knew palpatine a lot better than he did windu

or was more friendly with him, rather

edited 2nd Jan '16 1:45:50 PM by ThanatoSeraph

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#473733: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:44:48 PM

what i'm saying is

anakin is an objectively awful person

you can't argue that he's noble or heroic in anyway

if he were real, or in ANY OTHER WORK OF FICTION he would be seen as just this cartoonishly evil, fucking hateful, loathsome sack of shit and no one would sympathize with him because he was a narcissistic asshole

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473734: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:49:51 PM

oh right

i should probably watch stah was mmore

b-but anakin was young! he dindu nuffin even though he was like almost thirty

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#473735: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:50:59 PM

>dindu nuffin

you fuck

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#473736: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:51:22 PM

next anakin murders women and children

X

brings a corpse home

X

then goes on a psychotic megalomaniacal rant

X

Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#473737: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:52:00 PM

I refuse to acknowledge anakin and vader as the same person, I mean shit. Vader was at least slightly sympathetic even if he was still evil. Anakin is just 'I'm gonna be a dick because some old sith fart told me he'll save my wife, even though I have no reason to believe him'

Then he ends up being responsible for her death.

I mean at least as vader you can understand why he's so consistently pissed off all the time.

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#473738: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:53:13 PM

see

anakin's actions

they sour vader's redemption and pain

because "wow, fuck you, you don't get off that easy, you fucking piece of shit"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#473739: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:53:20 PM

having a creepy skeletor hand

X

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#473740: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:54:18 PM

this is one of the reasons i just don't acknowledge the prequels

all the mentions of how great anakin was, how he was a good friend to Obi-Wan and how tragic his fall from grace was are things that don't make any sense when you take them into account

since the original trilogy isn't really about him these are all things you could've inferred yourself or saw/read in some spinoff stuff if you really wanted to

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#473741: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:54:27 PM

He got off easy enough to be a force-ghost and apparently be bros with Yoda and Obi-wan again.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473742: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:54:48 PM

you could say anakin's balls dropped when he became vader but lets be frank does he even have balls anymore

i mean that lava WAS really close

ThanatoSeraph ARE WA DARE DA from The Land Down Under Since: Feb, 2012
ARE WA DARE DA
#473744: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:55:13 PM

ande now I gotta go

HOWEVER

just to let you know I will be starting to head back tomorrow

and will hopefully be able to return to normal on the 8th

I might even pick up the pace a bit to make up for lost time

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#473745: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:55:52 PM

no he doesn't have balls

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#473746: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:56:36 PM

i still need to finish a new hope

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#473747: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:56:39 PM

(@seer) thank you for saying pretty much the main reasom everyone hates anakin

HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#473748: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:57:44 PM

excuse me fucko i am very cool, that is why i post here

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#473749: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:58:06 PM

he got sand in the holes where the tubes connecting his balls to his body should go

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#473750: Jan 2nd 2016 at 1:58:17 PM

well its a good thing he put them to use BEFORE having them melt off


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