(Player1) flattens (Player2) with cleverly-placed steamroller
(Player1) jumps over to alternate dimension with (Player2) and forces them to merge with their counterpart from that dimension
(Player1) memorizes the 14 secret words and briefly inverts gravity, causing (Player2) to fall off planet.
edited 31st Dec '15 10:28:00 PM by josh6243
how about this, then?
(Player1) and (Player2) enter long-drawn out fight, and (Player1) somehow causes (Player2) with a simple finger poke to the face.
(Player1) owes (Player2) some money over a trivial bet, so (Player2) beats (Player1) up to a pulp.
(Player1) sics a rabies-infected dog upon (Player2), but the dog bites (Player1), causing their unfortunate, yet hilarious death.
(Player1) gets sucked into a music box, and then gets tricked into releasing a clown, who then squishes (Player1) between his hands.
edited 31st Dec '15 10:34:07 PM by josh6243

no i haven't started it just
has a team pre-loaded
spooky
okay so are we doing two dudes per district
or are we doing three or four
since this computer doesn't cut off every five seconds i can do four districts with no fear