malia: "wasted away"/"closer to reality"
hilda: "Best Two-outta-three"/"The Shieldmaiden"
gertrude: "Long Live The Queen"/"Friends in Higher Places"
sera: "You're done imagining"/"May have lice"
blanche: "Disbelief"/"Apple a day"
emily: "Mountain: Punched"/"Don't say it."
alice: "Sat on her tuffet"/"BGM"
audrey: "Warranty Expired"/"Ultimate Dishwasher"
Del - Nice Shot (befriend) / The Original Falls (kill)
Claire - Pleb no More / Now She'll Shut Up
Von - Nothing's Impossible / Down for a 2nd time
Katherine - More Reason to Stay / Out of Her Misery
Harriet - Friend for Life / You're an Evil Person
edited 11th Dec '15 8:24:47 AM by ChrissieMcNapkins
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.Edmund: The Show Must Go On! (friend) / Exiting Stage Left (kill)
Ein: Business Relations / Deer Season
Delta: The Shepard / And Then There Were None
Cliff: Honorary Sidekick / A Burning Sensation
Jinxi: Penthouse View / Beauty Fades
Foxglove: Welcome to the Team! / A Story of Revenge
Rene: We Needed a Bass Player Anyways / Parasitic Takeover
Nova: Highway Runaway / From Riches to the Alleyway
Recon: A Family Man / Double Widow
Deer

All of these qualifications...
Maybe.
Maybe I will fg.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post