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Lunarcat Star Child from I'll be right here Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Star Child
#460601: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:31:51 PM

I LIIIVEEEE

FIRST DAY OF POSITVITY IS OVER

.....

IM FEELING PRETTY GOOD

maybe thats what i needed this whole time

All our wishes can come true
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#460602: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:32:34 PM

I'm not kidding on the ostrich thing.

I hooked it with the fishing rod, casted it-

And then reeled it in.

Before failing to lift it whilst it was alive- I accidentally broke its' neck with my strength.

@Seer: No, the child protege died.

Also- I misspoke.

I only hit two times out of 8 shots, when I had a 64% chance to hit.

edited 26th Oct '15 5:34:32 PM by RegularDefender

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#460603: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:35:46 PM

I've been staring at this power point for 3 hours.

It needs to be done by noon tomorrow.

Send help.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#460604: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:36:31 PM

Go hire someone to do it for you.

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#460605: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:38:05 PM

olive killed hsi child protege

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#460606: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:40:45 PM

I didn't it was the CQC guy.

I was the sniper that was missing every perception check and virtually every shot despite those being things I'm supposed to be good at.

edited 26th Oct '15 5:40:56 PM by RegularDefender

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#460607: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:41:31 PM

no you used the child as a human shield, admit it, you cromwell-loving bastard

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#460608: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:43:26 PM

I was never shot at, Seer.

Perks of being a sniper sitting upon a mountain at least 1km away from all the pain.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#460609: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:45:33 PM

that makes it all the more heinous

no need for a human shield, yet you used one anyway

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#460610: Oct 26th 2015 at 5:48:06 PM

But the child protege was in the forest whilst I was on a mountain.

The medic shot him with a shotgun because he wandered within 50m of him, because the medic was away.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#460611: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:06:19 PM

human

shield

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#460612: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:07:06 PM

He was a human shield from 1 km away.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#460613: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:07:45 PM

how do you live with yourself

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#460614: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:09:04 PM

By catching alien ostriches using fishing poles.

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#460615: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:14:36 PM

oh my god

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#460616: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:16:27 PM

you can do anything in WWE 2K14

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#460617: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:18:42 PM

Well I've been introduced to Bee Movie.

This went under my radar for so long.

This is a whole new level of pure crap.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#460618: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:19:01 PM

The Room fighting game will be real

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#460620: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:21:25 PM

The Bee Movie is a cinematic masterpiece, Jam, how could you?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#460621: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:23:13 PM

A woman.

Cheats on her husband.

With a bee.

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#460622: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:24:15 PM

Fiancee.

Also, the whole world is shaken by the revelation that humans use smoke guns on bees.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#460623: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:27:20 PM

i have the largest urge to play mettaton

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#460624: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:28:41 PM

i could actually do that

i have a copy

and the new one is coming out tomorrow

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#460625: Oct 26th 2015 at 6:29:49 PM

but trip i called dibs

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