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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#456626: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:05:33 PM

of course we do silly

it is evident that clowns are better attention grabbers

clowns have fingers, which means they are better at grabbing things that horses, which do not

ergo a clown can grab your attention all he wants, while a horse cannot grab anything, least of all your attention

do you understand

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#456627: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:06:06 PM

horses don't have fingers

source??

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456628: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:06:11 PM

Can't argue with that logic.

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
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#456629: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:09:29 PM

Fuck.

I don't wanna get prematurely happy or nothin'.

But I am quite enjoying the novel planning process and am coming up with a lot more material than I thought I would.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456630: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:10:50 PM

i know this feeling

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#456631: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:11:01 PM

you can do it mobiiiiiiiile

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#456632: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:12:49 PM

science

if you ask scientists if horses have fingers they will probably say no

if you ask scientists if clowns have fingers they'll probably say yes

science is always right so that's fact

some scientists say that clowns don't have fingers, or that horses do, however these scientists are insane

there do exist clowns without fingers however they have probably have got hand injuries and most clowns have not

there also exist horses with fingers however those are mutants

if you were to ask an insane scientist if a mutant horse is a better attention grabber than a clown with hand injuries, then yes, horses would be better attention grabbers than clowns

however that's just hypothesis

@mobile: happiness is good, be happy

edited 13th Oct '15 12:13:08 PM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#456633: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:22:18 PM

I just realized another thing about Eragon that teenaged me didn't.

They practice with real swords, but use a spell to blunt the edges. And then proceed to wail on eachother with them, like they're bats. This is most of Eragon's training with a sword. His main weapon.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#456634: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:23:33 PM

He must have figured that he had sufficiently high HP such that swords couldn't hurt him.

edited 13th Oct '15 12:24:01 PM by foxmccloud4387

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#456635: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:35:50 PM

the idea is smart, the execution is stupid

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456637: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:39:54 PM

Hmm.

It turns out snapping plastic knives in your hand stings a little.

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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
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#456638: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:45:59 PM

No Eragon was supposed to be genuinely good. Instead it badly smashed LOTR and Star Wars Together.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#456639: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:50:43 PM

Eragon got attention because it was written by a fifteen year-old.

It wasn't written well by a fifteen year-old, but it was written by a fifteen year-old so people were amazed despite the fact that it was shit and it went clear over their heads.

(meat)

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
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#456640: Oct 13th 2015 at 12:51:21 PM

wasnt that the one with the shit movie

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456641: Oct 13th 2015 at 1:07:01 PM

Oh god the flatmate is up to playing his music loud enough to resonate through the walls again.

Joy is trying to focus on work whilst listening to a BWAWM come through the walls.

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#456642: Oct 13th 2015 at 1:07:04 PM

Well the author was actually ninteen when he wrote it but eh.

It was still published by his parents.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#456643: Oct 13th 2015 at 1:20:51 PM

o l i v e

n o i s e c o m p l a i n t

you dont gotta put up with this shit that has been literally going on for days

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456644: Oct 13th 2015 at 1:26:35 PM

I shall bring it up, yes.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
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#456645: Oct 13th 2015 at 1:27:13 PM

very good

soon justice will be done

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
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#456647: Oct 13th 2015 at 2:06:49 PM

OLIVE

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456648: Oct 13th 2015 at 2:13:19 PM

What

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#456649: Oct 13th 2015 at 2:20:26 PM

what is that image about

the plans one

i dont remember

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
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#456650: Oct 13th 2015 at 2:21:22 PM

You'll see.

One day.

It will be soon.

I assure you.

-schemes malevolently-

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