You see, this particular Bionicle is from when Vakama started to suffer impotency in his old age, so he compensated by making his ancient, timeless tales of heroism a whole bunch more raunchy.
"Why does she have huge tits, Turaga?"
"Um, because she's liberated, duh."
"Turaga, this isn't liberated, this is just smut."
"Okay okay, you caught me. But you see, it's satire of sexualisation. That means I can look at tits all I want and feel smarter for it. Clearly you're not sophisticated enough to see the irony."
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?They say one in five guys, and of the five Metru guys, Vakama got the short stick.
Could have been worse, Nuju went into dementia and started talking to birds.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?hey jam (and anyone else who likes ghost in the shell)
look at this thing i found out about
edited 2nd Oct '15 5:46:07 PM by thespacephantom
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thus continues man's insatiable thirst for tid
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