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Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#452901: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:54:54 PM

Can you know?

You can make ten crack rocks from one three inch line of cocaine.

You will recieve a harsher sentence if you are caught with crack than you will if you are caught with pure cocaine.

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#452902: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:55:03 PM

"pie" looks like a dong and testasticles and you can't convince me otherwise

is it your equivalent of florida

edited 30th Sep '15 3:55:24 PM by WonderSquid

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#452903: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:55:08 PM

You picked up on the lack of Labrador.

But not on the misspelling of Columbia.

Because spellcheck is for nerds.

eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#452904: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:56:05 PM

nah

the maritimes are full of weird fisherpeople who sound irish and get plastered

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#452905: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:57:00 PM

What's your Florida, then? Everywhere has to have a Flordia.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#452906: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:58:36 PM

What are the criteria of a "Florida."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#452907: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:58:55 PM

crazy residents and politically muddled

dead devotion
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#452908: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:59:13 PM

It has to have at least one Florida Man.

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eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#452909: Sep 30th 2015 at 3:59:24 PM

quebec's pretty racist and opts out of portions of the charter of rights and freedoms because they can

i'll say quebec because i do have a never ending

raging hatred for it

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452910: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:00:24 PM

i took the test

[1]

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#452912: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:01:05 PM

"owl"

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#452913: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:01:29 PM

Chris got one correct.

One.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452914: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:02:53 PM

none of you will get the owl

hil might

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
eldritchseer all the loose ends from Cocytus Since: Mar, 2019
all the loose ends
#452916: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:03:26 PM

if i had to say the weirdest place

either some dump in the ass-end of saskatchewan

or one of the big cities, ei. toronto or vancouver

i've been to vancouver, and it's a marvelous city

never been to toronto

quebec has its own language police, though

because while everyone else must accomodate them and be blingual

not quebec

french only

if you have a shop in montreal, the sign must be in french or you'll get your ass fined and shut down

and inside french has to dominate the shop

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452917: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:05:32 PM

i cant even name all 50 states

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#452918: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:06:11 PM

TrumPlug still ain't got shit on the Hoe Hoe Hoe.

edited 30th Sep '15 4:08:31 PM by MobileLeprechaun

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#452919: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:06:32 PM

[up][up]You didn't learn the song?

[up]what about the matterhorn

edited 30th Sep '15 4:07:01 PM by WonderSquid

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#452920: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:06:46 PM

I almost went to Florida for college.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#452921: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:08:30 PM

I never learned the song but I know all the states.

Because I just memorize things really really easily.

edited 30th Sep '15 4:08:38 PM by ramuf

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452922: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:08:39 PM

i was never taught a song

as a matter of fact

i dont even think they really taught us the states besides a brief

YEAH THESE STATES EXIST

i didnt know idaho was a thing until i was like 7

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#452923: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:09:17 PM

Oh jeezus, how could I forget Matterhorn. We need to monetize our amazing sex toy designs, clearly.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#452924: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:09:48 PM

Yes Chris, I'm aware that Drake is secretly an owl.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452925: Sep 30th 2015 at 4:11:02 PM

exactly

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.

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