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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#452276: Sep 27th 2015 at 10:34:15 PM

no ein is the quintessential were-deer he'll stomp you flat in his quadraped form

Deer
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452277: Sep 27th 2015 at 10:35:21 PM

i refuse to believe that

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#452278: Sep 27th 2015 at 10:37:49 PM

were ein suck at taxes

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#452279: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:03:17 PM

well, canonically, ein is a normal ass deer who magically became bipedal due to eldritch gods a wish and can switch between the two forms under large amounts of stress

Deer
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452280: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:12:41 PM

"under large amounts of stress"

so like

his boss could be yelling at him

and he just suddenly reverts to normal ass deer stance

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#452281: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:20:07 PM

by the amount of glass windows they have repaired in his office, yes

Deer
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#452282: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:29:17 PM

don't shout at the deer

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#452283: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:33:35 PM

Board meetings must be fun.

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452284: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:33:48 PM

the company no longer has insurance on the building thanks to ein

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#452285: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:41:34 PM

we honestly don't know how he holds down his job

Deer
ThanatoSeraph ARE WA DARE DA from The Land Down Under Since: Feb, 2012
ARE WA DARE DA
#452286: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:44:37 PM

"Okay, look, I understand your complaints Larry, but let me put it this way, do you want to fire him? Do you want to fire someone who can turn into a deer at will? Those desks weren't broken because deer are weak animals Larry. But by all means, if you think he should be fired, you tell him."

edited 27th Sep '15 11:44:51 PM by ThanatoSeraph

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#452287: Sep 27th 2015 at 11:52:05 PM

A deer totalled my friend's car.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#452288: Sep 28th 2015 at 12:00:32 AM

it was ein

he forgot his food for the company picnic

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#452290: Sep 28th 2015 at 4:17:50 AM

holy SHIT triple tigrex is painful

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#452291: Sep 28th 2015 at 6:59:31 AM

historical figure of the day: pt barnum

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#452292: Sep 28th 2015 at 7:10:16 AM

Sports thing of the day: Germany Schaefer. The reason why stealing first base is against the rules.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#452293: Sep 28th 2015 at 7:32:48 AM

how does one manage to steal first base

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#452294: Sep 28th 2015 at 7:35:45 AM

rigging

dead devotion
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#452295: Sep 28th 2015 at 7:44:37 AM

i think they have to be unconscious

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#452296: Sep 28th 2015 at 8:11:05 AM

Bottom of the 9th, game tied with Schaefer on first and winning run on third. Schaefer steals second to try to bait the catcher into throwing to second and let the runner on third have a chance to steal home - defense doesn't bite. So next pitch Schaefer takes off and runs back to firat base - again, pitcher doesn't bite. Next pitch, Schaefer takes off for second again, and the pitcher finally loses patience and throws the ball Schaefer's way, letting the guy on third score the winning run.

Afterwards MLB passed what is now Rule 7.08i, making it illegal to run the bases clockwise (i.e., backwards) "for the purpose of confusing the defense or making a travesty of the game."

edited 28th Sep '15 8:11:34 AM by megarockman

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#452297: Sep 28th 2015 at 8:16:43 AM

that makes sense

i honestly thought they literally just threw the bat and ran without a pitch and i thought "that doesn't make sense... you'd have to have the slowest throw in the world to not get the guy out"

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#452298: Sep 28th 2015 at 8:19:10 AM

There is the dropped strike three rule, though.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#452299: Sep 28th 2015 at 8:27:59 AM

whazzat

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#452300: Sep 28th 2015 at 8:31:09 AM

i thought what riv thought

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