"Okay, look, I understand your complaints Larry, but let me put it this way, do you want to fire him? Do you want to fire someone who can turn into a deer at will? Those desks weren't broken because deer are weak animals Larry. But by all means, if you think he should be fired, you tell him."
edited 27th Sep '15 11:44:51 PM by ThanatoSeraph
Bottom of the 9th, game tied with Schaefer on first and winning run on third. Schaefer steals second to try to bait the catcher into throwing to second and let the runner on third have a chance to steal home - defense doesn't bite. So next pitch Schaefer takes off and runs back to firat base - again, pitcher doesn't bite. Next pitch, Schaefer takes off for second again, and the pitcher finally loses patience and throws the ball Schaefer's way, letting the guy on third score the winning run.
Afterwards MLB passed what is now Rule 7.08i, making it illegal to run the bases clockwise (i.e., backwards) "for the purpose of confusing the defense or making a travesty of the game."
edited 28th Sep '15 8:11:34 AM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.

no ein is the quintessential were-deer he'll stomp you flat in his quadraped form
Deer