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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450676: Sep 21st 2015 at 7:57:45 AM

superman

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#450677: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:09:09 AM

[up]Funny - I was just think of the ERB between Superman and Goku.

Good news everyone - power is normal at the train station. Only thing new here really are the Spanish posters about the Pope's upcoming visit.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#450678: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:09:09 AM

Superdick

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450679: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:21:51 AM

"Everyone dies, especially you Jimmy Olsen!"

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#450680: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:22:47 AM

Muh Dream.

It starts with me and two others: a boy that's slightly broody at times but still honestly fun to hang around. Dude's my best friend in the whole world. I'm gonna call him Riku because that's who he reminds me of. And then there's a girl that resembles Homura, in looks alone, she's apparently my cousin.

There's been a worldwide calamity that destroyed most of civilization but Humanity is on the tail end of rebuilding. Roads have been restored, and you can see the occasional vehicle going around not tricked out in Mad Max gear.

This Calamity however imbued Humanity with an amazing tool, magic, and an equally horrible problem, monsters. And because of this we all have powers. I”m some super strong kid that can apparently sense when Magic is being done. Homura is a shapeshifter, and Riku has a berserker mode.

We are young but very capable members of a band of mercenaries that protect the world from the monsters and just got done with a job. We're in our client's shop waiting for our rewards. So as we're standing there Homura excitedly grabs a doll. The shopkeep sees this and subtracts the cost of the doll from the reward. I'm annoyed but let it go since its not too much.

I don't particularly like the doll too much. Its creepy and has no face, just a white blob in the shape of a head and a couple of holes for eyes. Its wearing a nice suit though so it at least had that.

ANYWAY.

Years later, 10-years to be exact, we get contracted kill off a demon inhabiting a rich man's mansion, and are given some vague map to it. We follow it all the way out to the desert where we find a lone garage and open it. This is apparently the entrance to the mansion. Riku goes berserk and runs ahead of us. I go in after and apparently Homura comes along.

The first thing I see is a guard sleeping but with a pair of magic sords that I want. So I take them, stab the motherfucker, and move on.

Next I find a room full of people in yellow robes. It is basically a gigantic ball of hedonism. There's a feast, and music, and alcohol, and dancers. Apparently I've stumbled on some secret Hedonist Cult. They try to use magic to convince me I've always been a part of them, and they were like family to me. I was ready to accept this as just being true because it was so nice. Though I see through it and begin to chop the living hell out of everyone in there in a rage.

Afterwards the room disappears and I realize that it was the demon manifesting in a way to trap me and the others. So I start to run looking for the demon's main body because that's a thing.

Homu and Riku start to run along side me, and apparently they had their own illusory trials but don't want to talk about it.

We have more importan thing to worry about anyway. Like the horde of Zombies now after us. Me and Riku start to fight but Homu tells us its pointless since the Demon will just make more.

So keep going and eventually find a “safe” room. Its quiet and we let our guard down for a moment. A glass door catches my attention. When I look through there is just about every good videogame in existence. These must belong to the Rich Man and he won't mind me stealing one or two. I go to open the door and Homura stops me. Apparently that was the demon too. It had got around my magic sense, by manifesting beforehand and lying idle.

We have to do the same for Riku.

Eventually we come to a living room, and decide to rest. There's something strange about the chair I sit in. It starts to bring up painful memories of our first days as mercs. I'm stuck and it all gets to me. I start crying and I'm about to just give up.

Riku however notices something, and reaches into Homu's pocket pulling out the creepy doll. It grows to the size of a boy and starts to taunt us. Its the demon. I snap out of it and stab the demon. At which point a way out of the mansion opens.

We're a long way from home. Thankfully the Rich Man has a supply of cars with full tanks of gas. But a witch appears and offers to take us back, she tells us that the Rich man is her son and she's grateful for us defeating the Demon.

We talk and she stats to draw in a notepad, the spell that'd take us home. But I notice something off and, look at the note pad. I realize she's resummoning the demon and if we don't stop her it'll come back combing all our worst fears. So I do the only sensible thing, and suplex the old lady, in the middle of the spell.

The demon is summoned half formed. This time as some kind of one eyed tentacle monster. Nothing we do can hurt. So I get an idea and grab the pencil used to summon it, because some kind of magic logic. Riku, and Homu manage to knock it over and I stab it in the eye with the pencil. It flails and screams for a moment before keeling over and producing a huge purple gem.

I'm like holy shit we can sell this. But Homura takes a bite out of it and realizes its some kind of demon candy.

The cars got wrecked in the battle but at least we have a treat to share as we walk home.

edited 21st Sep '15 8:42:28 AM by Azure

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450681: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:31:29 AM

Suplexing a witch.

Perfect.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#450682: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:38:51 AM

Do you dream entire Tabletop RPGs in your sleep Jam?

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#450683: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:43:10 AM

So many typos, but yes I do.

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#450684: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:45:59 AM

[up][up][up][up] this sounds like a cross between a tabletop rpg and an animu

edited 21st Sep '15 8:46:14 AM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450686: Sep 21st 2015 at 8:56:19 AM

s

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ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#450688: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:07:25 AM

tfw no idea what to fg

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#450689: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:08:30 AM

Nuthin.

Because it's empty.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450691: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:09:20 AM

I know the feel.

My face.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#450692: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:09:29 AM

one of your characters when i get back from mrath so i can hound you

i just realized i have no emily avatars besides the placeholder

edited 21st Sep '15 9:09:48 AM by Trip

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#450693: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:10:46 AM

use that one riv draw of brent and em hugging

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#450694: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:11:28 AM

cant into imgur right now help

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450695: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:12:35 AM

no

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#450696: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:12:42 AM

I have to wait about.

Four ish hours before I can fg anyway.

Oh well.

I can be patient.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#450697: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:19:44 AM

i

cant find the stream art imgur album

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#450698: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:20:28 AM

t r y h a r d e r

literally look up oaaiart imugr in googl

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#450699: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:22:16 AM

You should have bookmarked it.

And now I must vanish into the mist for two hours due to a test and essay back to back.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#450700: Sep 21st 2015 at 9:29:48 AM

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mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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