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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450201: Sep 18th 2015 at 4:08:41 AM

You're an ambulance.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450202: Sep 18th 2015 at 4:13:06 AM

i am an ambulance

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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#450204: Sep 18th 2015 at 5:40:25 AM

Good morning Int-

...what did I just walk into?

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#450205: Sep 18th 2015 at 5:44:31 AM

historical figure of the day: carrie nation

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450206: Sep 18th 2015 at 5:45:21 AM

Here is the way that madness lies.

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#450208: Sep 18th 2015 at 6:10:33 AM

tell me yours

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#450209: Sep 18th 2015 at 6:17:48 AM

i found the two most ominous rooms in the building

one was probably just a janitors office but there was a locked gate in there with a really old computer

the other was this door near one of the back exits with nothing but a lit lamp

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450210: Sep 18th 2015 at 6:43:29 AM

When thinking of books to take with me to university, the list falls short due to my realization that the majority of my History books are not necessarily relevant.

I need more books.

Many more books.

Reading list intensifies.

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#450211: Sep 18th 2015 at 6:55:29 AM

[up][up][up]okay so

my dreams aren't too linear usually and so it can be a bit confusing to remember but i believe it went like this

my dad has to go to another town for a few weeks due to business reason, and he decides to bring me with him. this town doesn't actually exist, but it's meant to be pretty far away from our actual town

when i get there i am dismayed to find out he has rented a cheap flat in what looks like a pretty shady part of the town, sorta like a gehtto, but the town hall is oddly right in the middle of this neighborhood, so i suppose it could be worse

next i remember is me and my dad coming back to our flat from buying some food and stuff in town. my dad goes into the building but i stay outside. it is then when i notice that most of the neigbhorhood's population is not only scruffy and creepy looking, but they are actively deformed. i notice most people around me have severe physical disabilities, with some of them looking like goddamn mutants walking around. by this point i'm pretty uncomfortable and kinda scared in this part of the town, so i decide to escape from the place

in this town, atop of a mountain, there is apparently a well known indoor amusement park which from the outside looks like a huge gothic castle. it has a generic name like "fatasyland" or "funzeeland" or something like that, but it's actually been intentionally designed to look decrepit and creepy, sort of like banksy's dismaland except you can ride stuff and not just look. i go there just to clear my mind

not a good idea: the park is, indeed, surreally disturbing. i don't really remember much about this part, but i distinctly remember that it featured a huge, animatronic eagle that flew around the park while moving jankily and shooting (harmless) lasers from it's eyes, which were two bright red lights. you could control it, and i got to do it for a little while. it sounds cool when i say it but the damn thing was creepy in the dream

most other rides look extremely unsafe so i just leave, but by that point it's night already. outside the park exit were three hobos sitting there speaking funny gibberish, who i believe were actually park employees playing roles. you have to walk down some stone stairs in order to leave the park, and when you step on the first two steps you can hear a pretty freaky deep robotic voice saying "HAPPINESS" coming out of the speakers

i realize i've ended up at the other side of town, and since it's night already and i haven't really had a good day, i panic. i look around to see if anyone can help me but most people are asleep. eventually i find some old guy trimming his hedge and he helps me find my flat again (but not before i make him drop his hedge trimmer for fear he's a serial killer)

i stay there for a while. i spend most of the time in the town hall, because the people working there are friendly and let me hang around, and they are not deformed. however i don't feel entirely safe

another night comes and i decide to escape again. just when i get out of the neighborhood i see a bunch of children playing and they look perfectly normal, which further fuels my theory that hed deformities in the neighborhood are due to some nuclear disaster

not too far away i suddenly one of my former spanish teachers (my spanish class is like your english class) taking some of my classmates on a trip to see a museum in the town which apparently had some important works of art. i'm techically not invited but since we know each other they let me tag along

the museum is tiny and crappy so we get a bit rowdy while my former spanish teacher, who is always serious and uppity, tries to shut us up. we eventually find a door inside the museum which leads to some underground complex

this underground complex is sort of like the super mario underground, except a bit more industrial looking. there are many "warp pipes" who take you to different places, and one of them goes to my town, but it takes a while to find it. apparently donald trump manages the whole thing and we find him just sort of walking around the place. he was actually pretty friendly to us

so we eventually find the door to my town and we end up in a fancy cofee shop. me and my classmates have some drinks. it's nice

eventually i decide to come back to the weird town since my dad is still there, so i take one of those doors and it just immediately takes me there. i remember being annoyed that the door from the weird town to my town is so difficult to find and yet the one from my town to the weird town is just right there in the cofee shop

and then it ends

it's the closest thing to a nightmare i've had since i was like four, although it wasn't really

sorry, i know it's long

edited 18th Sep '15 6:56:50 AM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#450212: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:03:57 AM

i died last night

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#450214: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:16:40 AM

i would pay good money to go to that amusement park i think

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#450215: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:25:48 AM

you can go all you want because i ain't coming back

if you take the warp pipe watch out for donald trump

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#450216: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:30:50 AM

don't worry

i know how to deal with donald trump

if i go in there with a suit on, he'll think me a respectable member of society and leave me be

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450217: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:33:36 AM

are you naturalized

if not he won't let you in

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#450218: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:37:17 AM

well i'm not a citizen of spain would that factor into things

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450219: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:38:42 AM

yes

he will not look down at you and whisper

"you're fired"

edited 18th Sep '15 7:38:50 AM by Boxen

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450221: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:40:01 AM

but do you speak American citizen

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#450222: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:41:05 AM

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA BEER N' HOES WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO BALD EAGLES AND SHIT YAAAAAAAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 'MURRICA

is that good

edited 18th Sep '15 7:41:24 AM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#450223: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:41:55 AM

Donald Trump probably could run an amusement park if he really wanted to.

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Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#450224: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:42:19 AM

unmistakable

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#450225: Sep 18th 2015 at 7:47:55 AM

Sorry tats, I had the sleepiness.

I would go to a Trump amusement park if one of the rides was toupee based.


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