how to beat Ground Zeroes
step 1: stand on the edge of the crater
step 2: look up a guide to get every XOF patch
step 3: seriously more than half the game is locked behind these and they're so tiny
step 3: TANK
step 4: kill everyone with tank
step 5: grab the prisoners
step 6: literally chuck them into the cave
step 7: rescue chico, a beloved friend who has endured pain no human can even comprehend
step 8: repeat step 6
step 9: tank some more assholes
step 10: rescue Traitorous Bitch
step 11: NO THEY TOOK YOUR TANK
step 12: run to cave
step 13: chuck Paz back into the ocean where she belongs
step 14: retry from checkpoint
step 15: call chopper
step 16: get blown up by a vagina
step 17: b-rank
step 18: wait for phantom pain
step 19: stand on the edge of the underworld

ill be with you in spirit
dead devotion