Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
Bcom
Since: Jun, 2014
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
f1r3lemon
Duty First
from All aboard the fun train
Since: Nov, 2014
Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
Trip
Since: Mar, 2012
Bcom
Since: Jun, 2014
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
#440914: Aug 11th 2015 at 8:52:57 PM
Then no, it has never gotten that cold.
You win the chilly dick measuring contest.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip
Since: Mar, 2012
Bcom
Since: Jun, 2014
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
from the traphouse
Since: Nov, 2012
Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
Trip
Since: Mar, 2012
Tatsumar
Since: Mar, 2011
WonderSquid
Since: May, 2012
Trip
Since: Mar, 2012
#440923: Aug 11th 2015 at 9:53:19 PM
Challenge Everything
Including the notion that a game should be released in a playable state.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
WonderSquid
Since: May, 2012
#440924: Aug 11th 2015 at 10:00:07 PM
fun drinking game
take a shot every time:
- you fall through the world
- a party member you need to play as is stuck under some stairs and you can't get them out
- you go into stealth and the rest of your squad stops following you because they can't figure out where you are
- you clip through anything
- the game crashes
- the game crashes during a save, forcing you to replay from your previous save file, sometimes losing hours of progress in the process
- enemies just stop attacking you when they get close to rocks or walls
- someone laughs during a cutscene but all their character model does is awkwardly flap their mouths around like a sock puppet
- the game crashes during a loading screen but you aren't sure at first because the loading times are so long anyway
- you initiate a conversation and jump instead and as a result get stuck in the default rendering pose with your legs twitching occasionally as the conversation initiates anyway
- something shoots off into the sky for no reason
- you jump off a cliff instead of climbing down a ladder
- the game lets you equip a mage with a broadsword because it forgot to load the "mages cannot use broadswords" bit as you were scrolling through characters
- someone's textures refuse to load and remain that way throughout the entire scene
- the game lags out for no reason
- two shots if it coincides with you doing a special move in combat, making it seem like "oh yeah we totally meant to do this badass slo-mo effect" instead of "we couldn't handle loading two particle effects at once"
- the war table crashes, making it impossible for you to progress through the game period unless it's feeling charitable
- someone abruptly jumps from one pose to another or disappears from the shot entirely during a cutscene
edited 11th Aug '15 10:01:09 PM by WonderSquid
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