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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#428476: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:40:53 PM

its ez

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#428477: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:41:40 PM

encourage me to do the thing.........

dead devotion
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
⋆ ⋆ ⋆
#428478: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:45:08 PM

do the fuck i n thing

do it

i wanna get into the fg but i'm not sure who to be

and please

don't tell me i should be one of the presidents

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#428479: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:45:10 PM

I'm going through so much effort for one joke that I'm not even sure will work.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#428480: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:48:09 PM

im gonna

dead devotion
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#428481: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:50:05 PM

BOXEN NO

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#428482: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:50:27 PM

im gonna

dead devotion
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#428483: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:51:45 PM

BOXEN YES

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
fancywig ⋆ ⋆ ⋆ from heckie Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: It was only a kiss
⋆ ⋆ ⋆
#428484: Jul 4th 2015 at 2:52:39 PM

BOXEN DO IT

so much is going on but

i wanna enter in dj octavios

GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#428485: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:00:38 PM

i just came back from watching monsters university

is it bad that i kinda liked it more than frozen?

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#428486: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:00:48 PM

no

dead devotion
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#428487: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:00:59 PM

Pictured: The Teletubbies Reboot.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#428490: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:08:25 PM

frozen is like

so overrated

i mean when i saw it in the cinema i thought it was nice but in retrospective it's a very mediocre movie

it certainly doesn't deserve all the hype disney gives it at all

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#428492: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:12:04 PM

sure

dead devotion
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#428494: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:26:38 PM

This is at least the second time a shit roll has resulted in Homura on fire.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#428495: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:27:28 PM

At least she wasn't checking the glove compartment of somebody's van.

Lunarcat Star Child from I'll be right here Since: Jul, 2011 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Star Child
#428496: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:31:35 PM

I was back sooner than I thought

but I feel like taking a break from the fg

tongue

Soooo... Keyblade Kareena!

I like it

the colors of her keyblade look good with her hair

that is obviously the most important thing here

yes

All our wishes can come true
Shiningknight S.E.A captain from Professor Xavier's school for gifted lesbians. Since: Apr, 2010 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
S.E.A captain
#428497: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:48:19 PM

I....got wrecked so bad i can't put this bloodborne crap up its embarassing me not figuring out how equip works and dying eight times

" I did the right thing, didn't I? It all worked out in the end." "In the end? Nothing ends, Adrian. Nothing ever ends."
Bcom Since: Jun, 2014
#428498: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:50:49 PM

Kareena now has a keyblade and a reality warping magic object/mech under her command.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#428499: Jul 4th 2015 at 3:58:28 PM

Okay, so this nightmare is apparently me playing one of those helpless narrative types of video game. You play as this six-seven year old girl on a road trip with her parents. It's one of those games where all you can do is sit still and look around. Your parents chat, laugh, and are trying to get you in the mood for the trip. They give you a wad of modelling clay to play with - odd choice, but you get full freedom in making a figure out of it.

From subtle dialogue, you notice something is off. They mention little details that don't sit right. The girl mentions that she should be in school, off-handedly, and that her grandmother was meant to pick her up for the afternoon before this impromptu trip.The parents shoot down the idea of anyone else in the family coming to see them. The destination is described as a cabin in the snow.

You are let out occasionally on car breaks to free roam, but your parents retrieve you if you wander too far, like good parents do. I interact with random rusty roadside stop stuff and occasionally see the occasional person to talk to, who admire my little clay sculpture and share their stories on the road, which are always cut short by the parent who retrieves you and remind you not to talk to strangers.

Then things take a turn for the creepy.

One of the strangers asks you, innocently, "Are they your parents?" This resonates with you, and you keep hearing it at a low whisper every now and again. Other things each strangers all mentions keep coming back to you in the car, without their innocent context. I can't remember them all, but they all slowly chip away at the idea that this is a family trip, and eventually you, the player, come to the conclusion that your have been kidnapped by your parents. And at this stage you realise you've never seen their faces - they've always been looking dead ahead.

Things get weirder. The environment seems darker. You swear you can see tree branches in the rapidly vanishing landscape reaching for you. The parents dialogue becomes more terse, even hostile with one another at times. Any time I look out the window, it's muffled and angry, but when I turn back and they realise you're paying attention they go back to being gentle.

So eventually, the parents tell you they're almost to their destination, but have to pull over for gasoline. They let you out, and after evading them, I can see around the corner is a police car with a cop casually drinking that late evening coffee. I move over to him and he asks you what's up.

You ask him if you could hear his sirens, please mister. It was at this stage I realised that while I, divorced from the situation, had figured it out, this girl hasn't. Her parents come, make and excuse, and leave, the cop smiling and waving.

When you sit in the car, your parents finally turn to you. Holy shit, their faces. Like somebody gouged their thumb into a lump of clay. That is not a face. They're angry with you. "You shouldn't have done that, you bothered that nice policeman, he would have taken you to jail for running too far away from your daddy and I." And you are freaked out and frightened and look at your clay man.

And then you are the clay man, the kid holding you is dead and everything is mist. The Not!parents spend a moment howling in dismay over their child and start to chase you.

It was at this stage I thought "fuck this" and woke up.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#428500: Jul 4th 2015 at 4:01:18 PM

My god

That is actually 'VERY GOOD' narrative

And a level of mindfuck that's comparable to 'CONFUSING'

Someone write this down somewhere

всегда верен

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