So you know how I'll do the thing where I'll type up entire things for hypothetical situations so that if they ever happen I'l have something really good ready to go that I'm proud of writing?
The same goes for flashbacks. If I think up a really good way to write a specific thing that happened offscreen, or that Cloud had a different take on, I'll stop and write those in an unsent email and then I'll have them ready. They're almost always in prose format too, since I kinda prefer writing flashbacks that way. Usually anyway.
of course these drafts never actually get used for various reasons (insert more grumbling here) but I definitely have them ready.
Anyway this one draft in particular was gonna detail some of the events that happened in between him getting dug up by archeologists to the party finding him in Not!Nevada, as a means to have him become more consciously aware of the weird alien shit he can do more naturally and also to provide detail just for fun. But it was three in the morning and I was on a roll, so I just kept fleshing it out and fleshing it out, and by this point it's essentially a short story.
I'm having Pyro proofread it since in all likelihood it's his plot that it's going to come up in and I want to make sure he won't be offended if it shows up in the middle of it, and I've also been taunting Badger endlessly with promises of it.
Well then give me a reason to.
You guys don't pester Cloud nearly enough.
edited 28th Jun '15 1:30:41 AM by WonderSquid
shes rin, from what is basically an alt verse of 'fate/stay night' where 'fate/zero' didnt happen
however, instead of summoning red archer, she summoned green archer, which is a pretty unimportant detail because vampires cut off her arm and stole her command spells
however she assisted charlemagne paul bunyan nikola tesla and ajax the greater in beating up the vampires
shenanigans ensued, revealing the existence of magic to the world at large
all the wizards were like "blurgle this is bad...." but she was like "no this is good" and became like a public face for the wizard club
becoming like a celebrity and superheroic type, renowned the world over
at some point she was a professional wrestler, until a devesrating loss in the ring forced her to give it up for ever
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

Yeth pleath.
I'm typing with a lipth. I felt like it.
edited 28th Jun '15 1:13:21 AM by LatverianBadger
"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani