allow me to describe why greevil is so obviously satanic
his pokeymen are at an absurd level
they are all shadow pokemon with shadow moves
shadow moves are super effective against any non-shadow pokemon
his pokemon were also pretty fuckin' decent
he also has all three of the legendary birbs
your goal isn't to defeat all of these pokemon
it is to capture them
you know how hard it is to capture a legendary?
try doing it three times in a row
after a fourth one
alongside three other pikmin with decently low catch rates
you can just catch one then finish off the rest but you'd have to go through the entire ending cutscenes to do so
six times
then go through the lugubriously long Citadark Isle again
it's also a double battle
and some shadow moves inflict stat downs or status on both of ur pokemons
and some are ludicrously powerful
and those moves have recoil so the enemy could faint themselves before you're able to catch them
also greevil doesn't look as silly as evice

Oh god- yes.
That's perfect.
Team GB Eldar.
Sure London Olympics have been and gone but- hey.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post