I'm going to finally get my virtual machine all set up, and then I'm going to infect it with every rogue, virus, and worm known to man. Then I am going to "liveblog" the experience to you guys I guess.
But I'm not stupid enough to use my own account on a terminally infected machine, so I'm using this old sockpuppet left over from back when The Sockpuppet Theatre was still a thing in Yack Fest. It's pretty old and the password is unique as far as I'm aware, so if worst comes to worst and I have to abandon ship I won't be missing much.
Firing this sucker up.
Or not. Problems with Windows.
looooadddiiinnnnggggg
I am hilarious and you love my jokes.
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edited 26th Jun '15 10:58:41 PM by WonderSquid
oh god yes it's playing this while I set up
blast from the past
Okay so basically the short version of Cole's deal is he's a spirit of compassion that happens to be taking the shape of a boy that had been left in a tower to starve to death. He showed up to help but was too weak to actually do so and wound up manifesting as him instead kind of while the boy wound up starving anyway. I dunno I'm still kinda confused by all the stuff with the Fade but whatever. Basically what he does is he picks up on any pain or anger or negative emotions or whatever in anyone's life and considers it his job to help them. It's not something he actively searches for, he just notices it, period.
You know what, it's honestly safer doing screenshots like this rather than posting from inside the machine.
edited 26th Jun '15 11:25:43 PM by WonderSquid

what are you doing
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI