He would follow along, quietly playing the recording of a bugle call on a military march tune
@com Nah, she is Helghast universe
But I figured with how similar their homeworld and Pripyat is, even if the teleporter does misfire it won't really make much difference save for the inhabitants
And hence just copied and transplanted it wholesale
всегда веренAnd eventually they either find some pirate treasure, somehow or some other pirates take pity on her.
'You know, as entertaining as it is to watch her make up new cardinal directions, I really don't want to see her die of heat stroke.'
'... We have to help her don't we-'
'Oh yeah... But don't let her see us! this is for her self-esteem!'
'Self esteem my...'
'Are you coming?'
All our wishes can come trueAnd then it becomes this scooby-do esc adventure, with both things happening at the same time
And eventually the treasure is found and it's really cute because of course it is its Kareena who are we kidding it has to be cute.
'So when do we get our treasure back cap-'
'Shhh... Let her have this'
-sees Kareena jumping up and down in happiness with 16-
'.... Fiiiinnnee...it is kinda cute...'
All our wishes can come true

But Julie's an evil Frenchie.
Tallis wouldn't associate with that oh wait she totally did.