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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#422601: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:32:19 PM

Like, one day I might get too tired or startled while holding my kid and lose my grip and drop them.

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HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#422602: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:35:10 PM

i like kids

just very iffy on if i'd be a good dad tbh

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#422603: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:35:48 PM

MY GOD

bullet club run-in when

edited 17th Jun '15 11:36:03 PM by MacDuffy

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#422604: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:37:08 PM

The woman who bares my children will have my love until the end of time.

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#422605: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:38:31 PM

The woman who bares my children is gonna need to have a little chat with Chris Hansen.

edited 17th Jun '15 11:38:45 PM by foxmccloud4387

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#422606: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:39:59 PM

But what about telling kids to children?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#422607: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:40:42 PM

Young Bucks tag team title shot when

Fuck

DUFF BAYLEY GOT INJURED

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#422608: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:41:04 PM

@Mobs I will teach my children the art of it

I am good with kids, but honestly

I will leave the disciplining part to the wife

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#422609: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:43:56 PM

I'd like to have kids. 2 at least, 4 at the most, depending on how much of many munnies I making for make.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#422610: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:43:57 PM

i already have like 30 kids

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#422611: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:43:59 PM

if i get kids i will spoil the shit out of them

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#422613: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:48:18 PM

I'm definitely not going to have a kid yet, unlike basically every other kid from high school right now.

I'm going to get a steady job at a museum and work away happily and diligently and make money and buy a house with bedrooms.

And at some point I'm going to need to attract a member of the opposite sex. I tried going out to clubs, but the problem with meeting girls at clubs is that you meet the kind of girls who go to clubs. And I learned very quickly and abruptly that it's not as fun as it sounds to have a girl walk up and try and grab your crotch.

edited 17th Jun '15 11:48:45 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#422614: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:48:55 PM

it's not fair

why her

what has she done

she only wanted to hug

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#422615: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:49:15 PM

It is fun for a certain kind of dude.

You are not that type of dude.

GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#422616: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:50:43 PM

What you are supposed to do at that point is try to spear her in the neck with your seminal barbs before she can spear you.

edited 17th Jun '15 11:51:21 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
HilarityEnsues Since: Sep, 2009
#422617: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:51:47 PM

just use your sexy voice norm

"hey babe imma read some harry potter fanfix at yah, get your ladyboner ready"

Azure Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist from The World Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Fist
#422618: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:51:52 PM

edited 17th Jun '15 11:52:10 PM by Azure

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#422619: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:52:12 PM

nerrrrrrrrrrrrd

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#422620: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:52:20 PM

I think what pissed me off was the attitude of all my mates. Like I was some kinda legend for having a girl latch onto me in my first five minutes there trying to suck my face off while I tried to find out her name.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#422621: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:52:37 PM

Oh yes.

The methods of rationality will really get someone going.

f1r3lemon Duty First from All aboard the fun train Since: Nov, 2014 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
Duty First
#422622: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:53:08 PM

"Someone talk math to me"

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#422623: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:54:09 PM

Well clearly you deserve some kudos for managing to prevent her from inserting her ovipositor down your throat. Then you would have had to devote precious resources and nutrients to rearing the young while she would be free to ensure her widespread presence in the gene pool with other mates.

I'm an expert on sex you see.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#422624: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:54:44 PM

Norm has the ability to activate ladyboners with his presence.

You must use your gift Norm.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#422625: Jun 17th 2015 at 11:55:23 PM

Or get drunk and high every other week.

Tallis really is FG!Breen in drag.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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