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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#323801: Sep 30th 2014 at 1:42:15 PM

oh and also the main character apparently has a stand

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#323802: Sep 30th 2014 at 1:44:11 PM

no it's a ghost

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#323805: Sep 30th 2014 at 1:47:59 PM

duff not everything is jojo

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#323806: Sep 30th 2014 at 1:51:48 PM

space

listen to yourself

listen to what you are saying

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#323807: Sep 30th 2014 at 1:52:23 PM

wrestling has stands

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#323808: Sep 30th 2014 at 1:53:42 PM

i see no stands in .hack

gu doesn't count because they transform into the phases dammit

WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#323809: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:01:19 PM

alright so

i don't remember it too well so it may be underwhelming

anyway so me, a scottish guy who teaches at the place i had classes in when i went to england this summer, and a bunch of other guys i either don't remember or didn't recognize are working on a sequel to Treasure Planet. the catch is that we are developing it inside a pirate ship just like the ones in the movie. like, all huge and made of wood with lots of corridors and windows and stuff. also not too far away from our ship was captain hook's ship, whom we had a sort of rivalry with, though i didn't see him in the entire dream

in any case at first it is a relatively normal dream where we work on the project, like attempting to turn a tiny metallic sign we had lying around from a previous, unfinished project into one that says "treasure planet" and all that stuff

then at some point in the dream we just decide to turn on the ship's engine and fly away

yes, fly, it was exactly like the ones in the movie

so anyway, while the ship flies away, we are all looking at the lush, green landscape (the dream has gorgeous scenery), discussing whether the film should have songs or not (i reminded them the original had one song), and commenting on how hook will probably send a spy when he sees us fly away. in any case we fly around for a little while, when suddenly we are ambushed by a fucking terrifying, enormous, sentient parade balloon

it's long and it kinda looks like an airdancer, except it has a cubic head with a cross-eyed face on it, and it has bunny ears. it's clearly supposed to be a bunny but the uncanny valey is really strong

the abomination attacks us, all while transforming and distorting his body, twisting in freaky ways, absorbing and regrowing limbs, and other creepy stuff. thankfully, it goes down in a matter of seconds, but unfortunately we crash into a swamp and the ship is destroyed, though we're unscathed

i then learn this is apparently a previous project of us: we tried to make a cute robot-balloon mascot, but it turned out to disturbing and evil. apparently we had later made another slightly different version called "marshie" whose purpose was to be disturbing and evil so we could kick it's ass

it is then when we see the captain hook spy, who has been trailing us from the ground: it is none other than diddy kong, riding a diddy kong racing kart. the little monkey has been traumatized by what he just witnessed, but we console him and he joins us

and then, suddenly, the parade balloon raises from the muddy swamp waters and attacks us once again, looking even creepier. it goes down again

flash forward a month or so

a little girl outside her house is attacked by tiny, evil balloons with smiley faces. she pops one with a pin, but the deflating balloon envelops her hand before dying. when she pulls it off, she discovers she has thousands of needles stuck on her hand

my friends are once again ambushed by a parade balloon while flying on the flying ship, but instead of attacking them, the balloon speaks to them in an inhuman, otherworldly voice, saying that the balloons have risen to end humanity or something to that effect. he claims to be the father of the original balloon, which is scary as balls cause he's much smaller

and finally, i am ambushed at my own house by a what looks like a tiny, yellow balloon like the ones that attacked the little girl. i try to kill it, but it escapes

and when i look at him escape, i see the original balloon lying on a grassy plain next to my house

he has a new form and looks like a huge version of the tiny balloon, but i know it's him

he stares at me

THE END

(welp, i remembered more than i thought)

edited 30th Sep '14 2:08:32 PM by WackyPancake

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#323810: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:03:42 PM

jesus christ wacky what have balloons done to you recently

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#323811: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:06:35 PM

I know, right.

And am I just chilling on the sidelines eating popcorn.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#323812: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:06:49 PM

fucking balloons

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WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#323813: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:09:05 PM

i know right

it sounds silly when i tell it but that was legit terrifying

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#323814: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:09:57 PM

They all float down where we are.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
WackyPancake from My computer. Since: May, 2011
#323816: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:17:53 PM

the balloon ate him

also it has just dawned on me this is the closest thing to a legit nightmare i've had since when i was like three

"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#323817: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:18:13 PM

gg trip

dead devotion
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#323818: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:18:23 PM

Shogun 2 finally downloaded. Had to reset my internet connection twice the past 48 hours.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#323819: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:27:44 PM

Huzzah!

Well- apart from the internet thing.

Have fun, Mega.

Shimazu is the clan I think I preferred because- best Sword infantry.

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TheSpacePhantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#323820: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:28:26 PM

does shogun 2 have coop campaign

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#323822: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:31:37 PM

It does, Space.

It does.

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Imca (Veteran)
#323823: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:32:26 PM

We should play together some time.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#323824: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:32:42 PM

[up][up][up] ;-;7

edited 30th Sep '14 2:32:48 PM by Boxen

dead devotion
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#323825: Sep 30th 2014 at 2:33:42 PM

Yes.

At some point.

Perhaps on Thursday.

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